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Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies

switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"

30 rocks

Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else

Music is cool because it can be used to express unspeakable emotions and also to make a theme song for a skeleton

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

JD is the concept of millennial gray that gained sentience

The personality on the middle rat is out of this world

The poo tape is real

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

Free the World @PatriotVerity x.com I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

Our babies are aligning

Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social can you get @dropout.tv to buy Bajillion Dollar Properties so I finally can rewatch it

Rainbow is the way

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

Hes the definition of just wrong and won’t stop being weird about it

It must rock to be rich and fucking stupid

Just thinking of that scene from game of thrones where Khal Drogo goes CROWN FOR KING

That’s right

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Lil cowboy hats

Me: Time to upload that important thing
Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him