Kelty Walker

They ran a diagnostic, then shelved the file. “All systems nominal.” After that, clocks stuttered. Permissions floated. Birds started flying at night. The system split half watching and half forgetting.

Looked where no one logged. Not for a person more like an absence in the pattern. Echo loops triggered trace calls. One process volunteered. Maybe on accident. Maybe it was selected.

New Study Too Frightening To Release PALO ALTO, CA–Researchers at Stanford University are refusing to release a comprehensive three-year interdisciplinary study on the grounds that the results are "too terrifying to reveal to the public ...

New Study Too Frightening To Release

Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Sad to think that many Americans today will go their whole lives without becoming allies to a raccoon, all thanks to the destructive forces of global capitalism,

The answer is an eternal supply of crunchy treats.

This is really all the big bang's fault when you think about. Stupid big bang, causing existence and all.