Lunar Hexagon

“Oh my god, I saw you and Billy making out behind the bleachers and you know that Sarah has a crush on him, how dare you, you wanton slutbag jezebel whore with AIDS!”

I want that on my headstone, please and thank you.

The raw milk people are hilarious. All you have to do is meet one (1) cow and smell the situation in which they are producing that rawness and you will pasteurize everything you own for a week

ICE Agent Gets Wounded Veteran License Plates After His Feelings Are Hurt Local ICE agent Tony Stockton added wounded veteran plates to his Ford F150 after getting his feelings hurt in what he referred to as “the Battle of San Bernadino.”

ICE Agent Gets Wounded Veteran License Plates After His Feelings Are Hurt

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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain

A screenshot of a comment by brilliantatbreakfast that reads "It occurred to me that Clock Twink is now a Gilded Age tech bro and I can never think of him in the same way again."

This post is for Gilded Age watchers/discussers ONLY since the rest of you have not yet learned to have fun.

I saw this comment on Vulture earlier and have not stopped laughing about it since.

One of the things I like about The Gilded Age is that everyone looks like they've been drawn by Kate Beaton.

George Russell from S3E7 of HBO's the Gilded Age saying "JP Morgan and I have other plans"

pulling out my Chase debit card to buy something stupid online

HBO’s Once Mocked Prestige Drama Just Aired Its Best Episode Yet HBO’s period drama has become … great?

wrote about oscar & agnes, mothers & gay sons, & maybe the best episode of the gilded age yet slate.com/culture/2025...

I could not place her! Thank you! Maybe it’s because she was actually talking.

Lincoln fuckin Nebraska is acting like this - this is a good sign.

Bruce logic

“I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP”

I’m not the one calling for backup over petty internet squabbles.

Then after a while I mock them about how this is just a popularity contest to them and that’s pretty gross and then they block me.

Then I go on with my day.

At least twice now I have gotten into some sort of discussion or argument with one person, who then recruited their “friends” to pile on (very badly, all of them) and after a minute or two they’ve started being like “but you have no friiiiends on here and people blocked you!”

Like I give a shit?

Gen X: The Only Generation of American Women to Live With Rights My name is Jess and I was a high school Literature teacher for 16 years until I decided to run as a Democrat in a rural, red district in Missouri. I bring you news and politics from Missouri and beyon...

I will turn 50 this September. I was born in 1975, and I represent the only generation of American women born with full rights that have been lost in the same lifetime.

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I think A LOT of different kinds of people like Deadpool for different reasons. He is a very popular character on both sides, so people naturally assign him to prescribing to their way of thinking.

People who actually know and understand the character know he would vote for Harris. Or not Trump

Early Betty? MAGA tradwife all the way.

End of show Betty? Coin Toss, but probably Harris - secretly.

The sound of her “annoying laugh”?

I have to think that the people who voted that way either didn’t know who they were talking about or were just like “everyone in gov is a republican!”.

The woman practically worshipped Joe Biden. On the show. How does Liz Lemon get more “Def Dem” votes than Leslie?

They think Ron Swanson would vote for a man who just leaves his gold out for everyone to see?

Ron Swanson would never vote for Trump.

Mary is going thru a DIVORCE, Dave. Mary! A DIVORCE!

Get it together! It’s important stuff! El Scandalo!

*as I grab drinks and snacks because I love this show/universe and just watched the Gilded Age’s out of no where episode ending yesterday.*

a beautiful smokey grey cat in a pink saree and dupatta with bindi and nose stud sticker. she looks so sweet.

So there's this woman on youtube who dresses up the worlds MOST CHILL CAT in little saree and dupa and then puts little bindi and nose stud stickers on her and that cat is chill as sweet as fuck but oh my Gods...humans are both hilarious and sweet and terrifying. This is a very good girl.

Ahhhhh I watch her videos on tiktok! It is the most adorably awesome thing.

White moth on a white rose

You’ll never be able to convince me that this creature is anything less than the mighty steed of a fairy queen.

#magic #fairy #PaganSky #WitchSky

Shrinking is so good. I need to finish the end of the second season, tho

The Trainreck Collection on Netflix is just absolutely my kind of show. “Poop Cruise” is a must see. Now it’s “PI Moms”. The “American Apparel” one (the one that got me into the series) is not shocking, but just sad for everyone working there.