Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke

Operation Flared Base

Throw the people who care about James Bond canon in with them

Zelda fans who like the lore are the strongest argument that there is a wrong way to enjoy stuff

In 2016 the American people were given the choice of which of Bill Clinton's sexual partners gets to run the country.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

MSN messenger had an edit feature and it was only ever used for evil

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

I passed my driving test and have been on a few little drives by myself. It's nice.

Like a fifth to a quarter of digimon are just semi-naked ladies so it could be worse

"Bond, as you're aware Goldfinger has used his advanced technology to gain access to the personal information of every British citizen. Your task is to gather Intel on all the protestors complaining about that so they can be smeared in the tabloids"

"Bond, this is LeChief, he poses as a financial advisor as cover to fly the rich and powerful to his pedophile island. Your mission is to gain access to his compound and get a message to Prince Andrew that he shouldn't go there so often."

Bigger issue for a new James Bond movie is convincing audiences that a British intelligence agent would be trying to thwart an eccentric tech weirdo with a bizarre and evil technology rather than trying to lure them to the country with tax breaks.

The Klingons had the same relationship with gagh as Australians do with vegemite: it has limited niche appeal but it's endlessly fascinating to have outsiders eat it and be disgusted by it

Not many american fans realise that in Britain and Australia "Jojos Bizarre Adventure" is called Joe's Odd Outing

Baddabing is peak Jesse plements

When asked to describe the assailant the victim said he looked like "a bad culture fit"

A bluesky message request from an account called blueskyguard3453 claiming my account has been suspended. It looks kinda legitimate but this is a message from someone attempting to steal my info. If you see a similar message you should ignore it.

One of the more legit looking phishing attempts I've seen. Stay safe out there people.

Hollywood is full of predators

Very rude to post this immediately after I show you my dog

Ella looking contemplative on a lounge

I frequently refer to Ella as bugalugs and "the furry one"

My favorite comment on the FT story

Get the game Coup, it's pretty good

His state police spent today protecting ICE while they kidnapped daycare teachers.

Feels weird having to say this, but people dunking on the TV show Parks and Rec is not a sign of the political left's weakness. People dunking on Bojack Horseman is tho.

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Get ready to read about killer croc becoming gothams mayor is what critics are calling "a metaphor so hamfisted you can't help but worry about Tom's home life"

Can't think of a comedy with a bear in it, sorrh

You should watch Ted (2012), there's a bear in that

Ohhh, I thought she just lost her login info or something...