Ambungler

My pussy tastes like Brad’s Drink.

It’s so wild to me to be like “this Indian man (Asian) from Africa (Africa) claims to be Asian and African” when they check the Native American box on college apps with the slightest provocation. Did your grandfathers best friends dad know a Cherokee? Then let’s try and get that money.

Breaking, a man who fits those descriptions describes himself as such.

Live action Scar voice: He’s not a jabroni, he’s my homie.

*shuffle shuffle shuffle squeak shuffle*

I assume it gives them comfort.

Doing soft shoe at the hospital

Let me put an even finer point on this: Nancy Pelosi intervened in the House Oversight race to make sure a 74 year old cancer patient won over an up and coming, Latino woman—right before Musk eviscerated the government.

Who do we think would’ve done a better job at providing oversight?

First they came for Tim Onion for having a girlfriend and owning the Onion, and I did not speak out for I don’t have a girlfriend and own the Onion.

What if they come to my house and push me over? 😭

Posting into the void of blusky definitely feels different than posting into the void of Twitter. I think because Twitter was so vast you could post and know that no one would see it but blusky is small and pushes posts to people differently and what if someone sees it and thinks I’m weird?

I just want to be funny and not have been traumatized

It’s crazy that Sully Sullenberger and I were living the exact same life in 2003.

I am not disparaging the Pitt, I have not seen the Pitt, but the reason for its success is not due to meritocratic forces. It wasn’t so crazy well written that people tuned it. They tuned in because they heard it was ER that didn’t have the name rights to ER.

It’s so wild to me that are like “crazy that the Pitt works,” yeah it fucking works, it’s ER.

Me being able to deal with moderate conflict: am I a god?

I will say, NH/VT is right though. I went to school on the boarder and going between the two was like traveling across the country.

Also about places I haven’t lived but spent time in, Illinois is kind of south is weird? Sure it’s more conservative than the states with other large cities (California, New York, Washington) but far from anything that is below the Mason-Dixon Line.

I can only speak to where I have lived in the past, I would say that Colorado, Kansas, and maybe Missouri would be yellow as opposed to Orange. Yes those three tend to vote conservatively but they are like tiny microcosms of America (more populated areas votes are washed out by large swaths of land)

Wow Bluesky is finally good and all it took was a group chat

I hate the fact I’m not allowed to be crazy about anything.

But now I can do things like clean my vacuum and walk my dog.

Ritalin was great for the time and did help for awhile, so I’m not knocking it. It helped me get out of my major depression, but unfortunately that’s where it stopped just leaving me regular depressed.

Switched from Ritalin to adderall. You know that feeling that adhd people say that they have where they take meds and are like “oh my life could have been this easy”?

It’s very weird to experience that feeling a second time.

Like everyone I am addicted to Balatro. Like everyone I own it on everything.

The problem is that I started playing in on PC with my ultra wide monitor so now if I play it on anything else I am like “what is this? A card game for ants?”

Also notice that there are no comments like this upvoted to visibility on other news stories of a similar nature. Like no one was in the threads about Germany being like “what if people have to go to work?”

Like I thought this kind of person was annoying and evil several years ago, but at this point we should just throw garbage on you if you say shit like this.

Like just quit pretending that you aren’t a facist and go to Twitter or at least the conservative subreddits.

“Shouldn’t they be flying American flags? I won’t take them seriously if they block the highway”

Shut the fuck up, bootlicker.

Truly aspirational television