Susan

I knew a lot of little quirks came with becoming middle-aged, but crying whenever I listen to Billy Joel's "Goodnight Saigon" is not one I saw coming.

12.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Stand, you've been sitting much too long
There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong"

RIP.

youtu.be/Q49vjFN6Fsw?...

10.06.2025 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

06.03.2025 20:05 — 👍 7709    🔁 1093    💬 201    📌 107

Larry the skeleton, decked out in the decorative accoutrement of leis and a bedazzled pitchfork from Party City.

From the ashes of Party City, I rescued our newest family member, Larry The House Skeleton. Larry enjoys making bespoke Cha Cha heels for American Girl dolls, contemplating the existential horrors of our present and future, competitive sneering, and pickleball. #skeleton

28.01.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somehow, my "It must be a bummer to have your birthday on Christmas" joke never quite landed with the people purchasing "Happy Birthday Jesus!" cakes during my grocery store cashier days.

22.12.2024 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 2024 Music Evolution My January Theatrical West End Musicals Listening to artists like Andrew Lloyd Webber, Carl Andrrson, and Arthur Anderson Orchestra and Cast

I've got to hand it to Spotify Wrapped. This sounds a whole lot better than saying, "You spent January 2024 committing psychological torture on your family by playing Mr. Mistoffelees several times on a road trip."

06.12.2024 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A cross stitch sampler that says, "Life tried to chew me up and shit me out, but I'm built like a piece of corn."

When I made this by request earlier this year from a pattern found on Etsy, it seemed cute and quirky. Now, it reads as a way to cope for the next four years.

16.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

In all the pearl-clutching over TikTok corrupting our youth, I haven't heard one person mention how it has exposed 13-year-olds to Edison Lighthouse's 1970 power pop tour de force, "Love Grows".

15.12.2023 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only geniuses and people who drank from lead-lined garden hoses will know the answer.

09.11.2023 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to a concert Sunday night and had an inebriated Boomer yelled unprompted to our whole section, "Taylor Swift is the Yoko Ono of the Kansas City Chiefs." I really think he thought we were going to applaud his leaded gasoline fume-fueled bon mot.

02.11.2023 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When marching band props force you to play a game of Connections.

13.10.2023 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Milk Dud box tainted with a Titan I ICBM.

Remember to check your Halloween candy.

12.10.2023 01:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0