June

giving up 4chan tgirl slang for lent

much like trees, theres no such thing as a "building" theyre all convergent evolutions totally unrelated to each other

releasing the same warning chemical grass does when it gets mowed

this is technically true for me with Maury just bc that show had a lot of trans women on it

yt screenshot: "why stomping wigglers glitches super mario world" by retro game mechanics explained

i can answer that for you. the cruelty of men deforms the world

thank you! 💖💖💖

i am now, to the minute, one year on estrogen 💖 feeling lots of emotions about it, and i look forward to ever more of them, and many more years as myself

comumbo, a little guy with scruffy hair and a kind of muppet face saying "my wife,"

brat credit cards from charli xcx's The Moment (2026). also this post is a joke, a reference to the Nostalgia Critic melting down over batman having a "bat credit card."

a "brat Credit Card?" they gave her a "brat Credit Card?" they had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST POPSTARS OF ALL TIME, A "BRAT CREDIT CARD?"

oh yeah if the vatican is so good why is there no vatican ii. hang on i’m getting a phone call,

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

I think this happened in Enies Lobby.

need to kill a bit of time before my appointment so i decided to try coffee again, got an iced latte bc it was cheap and thought "oh maybe itll be better iced i prefer cold drinks"
nope
still tastes horrible

good performance review in work AND im getting a massage today AND seeing people after lfg

here

We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.

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spheal saying “you could never please me with that pathetic thing”

SPHeal

dont wanna jinx it but im currently going unpunished for a good deed

shrimp closing his restaurant: no more mr. rice fry

The only humane compromise is no borders 💜🖤

a yellow chair with a duck face on the back

no you misheard me. i said duck chair. look at it. its got a little duck face on it. now please sit there while i fuck your wife

This is insane, but expected thanks to all that “clarity.”

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

also TIL youre a trinner

look some days you pay attention to the luas announcement and ask yourself how that would be pronounced absent one fada

what do you call a transgender gaeilgeoir student of irelands oldest university?

tríonoid

genuinely horrible joke struck me this morning

apparently fucking not!