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Mason is shitting himself right now.

12.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IM PAUL NUTTALS OF UKIPS.

(I'm not Paul Nuttal for the tape, I'm just a toaster)

12.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I still recall the call you took from a guy complaining about 'brown faces working in his local Tesco'.

12.02.2026 09:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even this morning, there are opinion pieces about Starmer's government shrinking.

They have switched to the HoL guy, and that too hasn't worked.

They don't like having a bloody nose, huh.

12.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please sign if you haven't already

11.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 48 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0

Never a frown, with Gordon Brown.

11.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've only started following you recently, but this is excellent, I shall give it a read!

11.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What ever happened to the old English tradition of cupping water in our hands and lapping at it like a cat?

11.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Media hacks are now on the defense.

11.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's now getting to the point where journalists are reposting each other whilst waxing on about how the media is actually fine and not in the wrong whatsoever.

They never expected such a large amount of people to turn around and say 'youre wrong' with one voice.

11.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A good post on the media, Starmer and the public.

10.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 44 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 1

👍

11.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I'm privileged am I?

Piss off with your pithy buzzword lamentations.

11.02.2026 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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kNoWn tRuTh tElLeR iS wEs sTrEeTiNg

11.02.2026 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People are expecting him to have a quick turnaround. After 150+ months of managed decline from the Conservatives. You can sling as many gotcha catchphrases as you want, but you know that it is the truth.

11.02.2026 10:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shut the fuck up, trying to stir shit you fuckin hacks.

11.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Clarksons Slop'

11.02.2026 10:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has the hallmarks of AI slop.

11.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, it's complete bullshit. Well fuckin done.

11.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Just for balance, it's complete bullshit.

11.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a weasly fuckin nerd.

11.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And yet, the MSM wants to concentrate on getting Starmer out whilst this is the real story.

11.02.2026 10:01 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The Guardian front page is disgraceful - especially considering Streeting disowned it almost immediately.

11.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grow the fuck up, you hack.

11.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at that fuckin nerd.

10.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES EXACTLY.

10.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For sure.

10.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And hacks like you are SALIVATING right now.

10.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes exactly.

Labour could have the largest megaphone possible, shouting through it, but the MSM is right next to them with the biggest foghorn possible.

The media is a massive factor in this.

10.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Must be a pretty crappy greenhouse cos her party is shrinking, not growing.

10.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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