Rigourtortoise

Katy Perry’s blackface shoe.

“You’re my shoes now Dave…”

Here is my dad’s Sean Connery joke:

“Q: What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

A: Sean Connery died on the 31st of October 2020 and is therefore unlikely to attend any future sporting events”.

'Stop Me and Bury One!'

Morning all.

Photographer Harry Gruyaert. County Kerry, Ireland 1983.

This guy was a clock in Beauty and the Beast.

Geoffrey Davies is this week's Look-In pin-up (20th May 1972).

Graph of impalings at the Colosseum over time with a drop to zero in 404 AD and a tiny spike in 2025.

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribbling Thug.

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

A sign saying 'YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME'

Every Kind of People by Nick Knowles

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

😂🤣😂

We caught 2 mice in a trap. Take no notice of Roger.

I thought of Barbara when I saw Butlins.

David Niven as Cupid. Photographed IN MID AIR over a swimming pool - shorts, ridiculous hat and very little else, holding a bow and arrow and sporting the cheesiest of grins.

David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.

woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership

God forbid a woman have hobbies

I have never wanted to be in a gang more in my life

CONVINCE neighbours that you are highly-sought-after violin teacher by putting a sign in your garden that says "Violin Lessons: Sorry, No Vacancies. John Moynes, Dublin

GOING TO WORK Follows Shortly

Monday

If this was a band I'd seen photos of in NME/Smash Hits when I was 14, I would have gone out and bought/stole their records the very next day without having to hear a single note.

Morning all. Photograph by Nick Waplington. Untitled from the series Living Room. 1980s. A young boy strikes a ‘Superman’ pose holding a large white rabbit. The boy has red pants over his trousers and a red jumper fastened to his back like a cape.

Morning all.

Photograph by Nick Waplington.
Untitled from the series Living Room. 1980s.

NEWS: Lord Sugar tells workers to get back to the office.

Calm it Aslan Ragu. I'm trying to watch Bargain Hunt.

Oakeshott observing the Dubai streets from her apartment.

John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car.

A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.

Water evaporating from a park bench in sunlight.

my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Who made this 🤣

A line of police officers searching a field

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 27th week.