Rigourtortoise

Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

A split 2 panel meme. The top panel shows actor Peter Ellis as a police officer in the movie An American Werewolf in London. The caption read: “1981: Fails to stop deadly foreign werewolf attack in central London, despite the werewolf attempting to surrender to him beforehand” The bottom panel shows actor Peter Ellis as Chief Superintended Charles Brownlow in the TV series The Bill. The caption reads: “ 1984: Promoted to Chief Superintendent at Sun Hill police station. Share if you think this is a disgrace”

After talking about it the other day so was able to find the Chief Supt Brownlow / American Werewolf in London meme!

Coin-operated automaton Opium Den,
by John Dennison (1930's)

Watching the Two Ronnies and that bloke who's in charge of Argentina has turned up.

He died for our thinth.

I always wondered where they were based

They look like the live action version of Coraline's parents from the Other World x

Support your amenity societies, folks. They DO make a difference.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

Katy Perry’s blackface shoe.

“You’re my shoes now Dave…”

Here is my dad’s Sean Connery joke:

“Q: What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

A: Sean Connery died on the 31st of October 2020 and is therefore unlikely to attend any future sporting events”.

'Stop Me and Bury One!'

Morning all.

Photographer Harry Gruyaert. County Kerry, Ireland 1983.

This guy was a clock in Beauty and the Beast.

Geoffrey Davies is this week's Look-In pin-up (20th May 1972).

Graph of impalings at the Colosseum over time with a drop to zero in 404 AD and a tiny spike in 2025.

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribbling Thug.

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

A sign saying 'YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME'

Every Kind of People by Nick Knowles

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

😂🤣😂

We caught 2 mice in a trap. Take no notice of Roger.

I thought of Barbara when I saw Butlins.

David Niven as Cupid. Photographed IN MID AIR over a swimming pool - shorts, ridiculous hat and very little else, holding a bow and arrow and sporting the cheesiest of grins.

David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.

woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership

God forbid a woman have hobbies

I have never wanted to be in a gang more in my life