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29.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you live in Washington DC or if you work for the DC police, National Guard, DHS, ATF, FBI, or any other relevant agencies and have any info or tips to share, please reach out via Signal premthakker.35
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Aside from maybe 10 people I personally know, American Christians and Catholics scare the shit out of me.
15.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One does not garner multiple accusations of sexual misconduct when one has good judgment
09.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People who think the United States isn't depraved enough to rehabilitate sexual predator Ghislaine Maxell forget how quickly the United States rehabilitated sexual predator Donald Trump. We are not a moral country; we are a country of shameless opportunism.
27.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 3859 🔁 865 💬 110 📌 31Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?
Both. It's both.
I would like to smoke weed with Willie Nelson AND Snoop Dogg… then I would simply quit because I would never top that high.
08.04.2025 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone out there playing “Atomfall?” I want to hear your opinion about it.
04.04.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh yeah!
20.03.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Q: Why should I cook with it? A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.
What To Know About Beef Tallow
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What horseshit from DOD that they "mistakenly" deleted pages on the Navajo Code Talkers, black Medal of Honor recipients, Jackie Robinson, and more. They labeled them DEI and deleted them and then got caught and now they're scrambling. Nobody changes a URL by mistake. Constant lies.
19.03.2025 14:37 — 👍 17236 🔁 5082 💬 553 📌 207This is a coup! U.S. Institute for Peace called the DC police on the Musk team members in an effort to stop them from trespassing because the institute has control of its own building and the land it sits on. But instead, the DC police allowed them to enter and kicked out the institute’s officials.
18.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 12066 🔁 3943 💬 460 📌 315
I saw this on Threads, and thought you might like it.
16.03.2025 04:09 — 👍 128 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in
Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?
Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing
Chuck Schumer: K get in here
Per egg, which is cheaper now? Chicken eggs or Cadbury?
12.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2025 02:29 — 👍 54402 🔁 10911 💬 827 📌 701
“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!”
“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
ICE arrested a Palestinian activist with permanent residency for leading student protests against the war.
This escalation of the Trump administration's pledge to detain and deport student activists is chilling. No one should face deportation for exercising their right to protest. bit.ly/41FILc2
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Might save a life.
08.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 30197 🔁 14951 💬 228 📌 474There are Democrats who voted to censure Al Green? Just become a Republican you assholes.
07.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 7670 🔁 842 💬 290 📌 55
Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
05.03.2025 18:12 — 👍 34004 🔁 7635 💬 551 📌 325
Well played.
05.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 33235 🔁 5753 💬 431 📌 215
What a photo.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them
05.03.2025 05:49 — 👍 13468 🔁 1616 💬 344 📌 118
