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@nanette.bsky.social

a middle-aged librarian living on the flatlands of central Illinois magnificent weirdo, guardian of the corn trophy, teller of stories “music critic” at thebestthing.blog not a professional account by any means, it gets weird in here

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Oh the other day I had a great idea
like what if it was the grocery store, the normal grocery store, but for music they only played spiritualized?

Oh the other day I had a great idea like what if it was the grocery store, the normal grocery store, but for music they only played spiritualized?

my latest fantastic idea

07.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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(19) Neneh Cherry – Raw Like Sushi vs. (46) Steve Reich – Different Trains/Electric Counterpoint Previous posts:Neneh Cherry, in which Nanette marvels at Cincinnati’s finest coke lord bathroom and Jon wants to wallow in some Don HenleySteve Reich, in which Jon would rather hear one of the albu…

Tuesday’s @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social match features the very 1989 Neneh Cherry vs the very timeless Steve Reich! we’ve got a ranty tangent, some middle-aged crankery, and an appreciation of the aesthetic of 1989. also: how cool is Neneh Cherry? Very!

07.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not letting you judge me

06.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A white cat with a brown tabby half mask sitting in a little cubby

A white cat with a brown tabby half mask sitting in a little cubby

Flora has discovered her special cat bed!

06.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

everyone in my family still laughs about the store-brand crispix that were called “crispy hexagons”

06.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your list is incorrect

disintegration
technique
the stone roses
AUTOMATIC
on fire

06.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

top 10? automatic is a top 5 album

06.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Best Album of 1989: (14) The Jesus and Mary Chain – Automatic vs. (78) 3rd Bass – The Cactus Album Previous posts:The Jesus and Mary Chain, in which Nanette pens an open letter to Apple airing essential album grievance and Jon recalls plunging into the icy Atlantic3rd Bass, in which Nanette is l…

we return to @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social with a match between the Jesus and Mary Chain and 3rd Bass! what did 15 year old Nanette consider art? what does the gas face actually look like? also a new term is added to the dictionary of 1989 slang terms that never took off!

06.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

ZIPS UPDATE. they won the national championship and Tim’s player won the heisman three years in a row (so far)

he still needs to play his senior year so he could ostensibly win two national championships and four heismans

06.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A stack of three pumpkins: white on the bottom, dark green in the middle, orange on top.

A stack of three pumpkins: white on the bottom, dark green in the middle, orange on top.

I have procured the second most festive of autumnal items*: the stackable pumpkins

*most festive is warty phallic gourds, I’ll get some of those next weekend maybe

05.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I went all encyclopedia brown and walked past him when I was throwing away my trash so I could get a better look and I think Tim is right, in his late 30s but looks older because he drinks a lot of craft beer when he stays up late playing video games

05.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am at Costco and there’s a man at the table next to ours who has a couple of young kids (like toddler/preschool) but he looks like he’s my age and he’s wearing a jimmy eat world t-shirt and these are things I associate with three very different possible ages, this is baffling

05.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

we are out to dinner at the food hall and the golf shirt wearing grandpa at the table next to ours just said “this place is bussin’” and I want to crawl in a hole due to secondhand embarrassment

05.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
A white medium haired cat with dilute calico accents on her head and tail reclining majestically on a black kallax. She looks fancy but she’s actually a giant doofus.

A white medium haired cat with dilute calico accents on her head and tail reclining majestically on a black kallax. She looks fancy but she’s actually a giant doofus.

new kallax has been built, Elsie has already claimed it as her own. Flora is more interested in the empty box.

04.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bona drag was the peak of my obsessive Morrissey solo fandom, everything after that was disappointing and by vauxhall I had lost interest

04.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is one of my all-time favorite books! It’s deeply weird, very funny, and has one of the all-time great endings

(trust me, I’m a librarian!)

03.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the mystery of why did my polyvinyl order ship from five blocks away from my workplace to CHICAGO rather than just coming directly to me? I live in the same town

it’s now arriving on “invalid date” or maybe October 8

03.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I forwarded the info to Tim with the comment “dj jettrokk is the dj at nutfest, maybe I should go” and obviously I am kidding, I was thrilled when the kid was able to attend independently so I could stay home

03.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the amusing things about small city living is how things intersect in weird ways. the latest is that the regular DJ for new wave night at gallery artbar is the DJ for the annual Nutcracker celebration at my kid’s ballet company because he’s married to the woman who runs the place

03.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A black and white photo of two men in their 20s in WWII army uniforms, standing on what appears to be an Italian hillside.

A black and white photo of two men in their 20s in WWII army uniforms, standing on what appears to be an Italian hillside.

today is the 104th anniversary of my grandfather’s birth. here he is (on the left) kicking some fascist ass in Italy. I often wonder what my grandfathers would think of our present moment. they were both normal, everyday people who rose to the occasion when called. we should all be so courageous.

03.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it got five stars? Should I listen to it? I probably should. Also I suspect this is why my kid is so excited to go to the record store this weekend

03.10.2025 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If You Purchased a Hot Dog from a Vendor at Comiskey Park between 1993-1997, I Might Have Touched Your Weiner, or, Five Seasons in the Commissary Angie Foster and I, in the Right Field Food commissary, circa 1996I am sure this violates everything we were taught about food service sanitation In 1990, my dad took on a second job, working secur…

for about five years in the early/mid 90s, I worked in a commissary at Comiskey Park, cooking hot dogs and yelling at vendors

03.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the reason that I love the tron: ares soundtrack so much is that it sounds like industrial night at c-street circa 1993

02.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“we are so much more hardcore than they are” sounds like something my friends and I would have said about the punk kids from the next town over when we were 15

01.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there’s no distinguishing between watching AI slop nostalgia videos to mock them and watching them for enjoyment. attention is attention, if we stop paying attention to this crap we’ll see less of it. these things proliferate because people watch them.

01.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yay more directing my attention to AI slop nostalgia videos by making fun of AI slop nostalgia videos that I would be blissfully unaware of if you had not directed my attention to them

01.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

years ago, on a road trip from Chicago to Phoenix, I was disappointed when I had to drive over an hour into Colorado to see some mountains. I feel the same way about hot weather in October. it should be sweater weather, not “wearing the same stuff I’ve been wearing for the last four months” weather

01.10.2025 11:59 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in honor of October, my favorite month of the year, I am wearing a pumpkin spice fragrance (which, like pumpkin spice flavoring, has fuck all to do with actual pumpkin, it smells like cinnamon)

I’d wear my orange tights but it’s supposed to be 88 degrees out today and I don’t enjoy being sweaty

01.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

new weird knowledge is accepted at any and all times!

01.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish! Too close to the beginning of the school year to make it happen!

30.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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