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🎵 It's the girl from Ipanema
She's the one with emphysema
So I'm the one who's quitting smoking
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H&I hits back-to-back dingers. By Any Other Name is the episode that gave us Scotty declaring, "It's green" followed by the TNG episode where Data reprises it to him.

TRUF!

I just hauled out BOTH my 30-year old dual cassette decks to digitize ancient tapes before it's too late. They both need serious work on the drive mechanism: the feed reel spins while the take-up reel doesn't which is backward from what I'd expect. But it beats what I could buy off eBay.

Buck sez Mark Lerner comes down to the field to greet players and asks Butera what position he plays. 😆

Your devices have been neutralized. So it shall be with you.

Khan Noonien Singh Khan Noonien Singh (or simply Khan) was an extremely intelligent and dangerous superhuman. He was the most prominent of the genetically-engineered Human Augments of the Eugenics Wars period on Earth. ...

Khan Noonien Singh did not consider himself evil, FYI.
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Khan_No...

Tomoyuki Sugano led the AL in homers allowed last year and he just signed with the Rockies.

Good luck with that, my man.

Curious as fuck. I look more shit up online than probably anyone I know.

I cannot imagine being afraid of learning something new. Or hating people for no good reason.

From the party of lower taxes, smaller gummint.

You could only think that if you ignored current events.

Remembering Some Guys

Toboni is hoping that if he swaps players quickly enough the League will lose count and he can sign like 63 guys to the 40-man roster.

Nats front office rn

Buck sez this whole rigamarole was full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

The ultimate story would be Mike Flanagan rising from the grave.
deadspin.com/report-mike-...

FAKE!! He doesn't have his distinctive Fred Flintstone 5 o'clock shadow.

Publix has the best bakery going, they'll take care of ya.

Micro$oft updating SecureBoot certificates, hopefully before they expire in June, 2026
blogs.windows.com/windowsexper...

Doesn't look like Zach Day.

That ancient document should be preserved in the Smithsonian for future generations. In fact, a team of archaeologists should be dispatched to the dig site to find other relics.

He's just upset that they were over 18yo, that's all.

Maryland drivers: hold my beer

Held accountable??? Ohhh, my sweet Summer child.

ATTN @ouij.bsky.social

*National Airport

Yeahhhhhh, I'm going out on a limb and suggest that those are paid actresses. I mean, I've SEEN actual Trekkies and in 1973 you could search to the ends of the Earth and not find that many female ones, grand total.

Nats Pravda now available!

Miami Rep., Ex-Spanish TV Anchor Slams Spanish-Only Halftime Show Salazar's congressional bio boasts that she has "worked for every major U.S. Spanish-language broadcasting network."

NEW: Miami Rep. María Elvira Salazar, a former longtime Spanish-language TV journalist, slams Bad Bunny's Spanish-only halftime show.

This is NOT the onion.

Gonna go ahead and score that one 73.141592654