Source Rolls

The poem Tulsa by David Berman

RIP David Berman, you were the first poet who ever made me laugh out loud and I’ll always be grateful for that

contemplating all the vintage bric a brac strewn about the interior of that airstream

I remember it like it was yesterday. Stamford CT, all of my HS jazz band friends (the rhythm section plus one hip trombonist) were leaving our summer youth jazz workshop when the news broke. Someone had cranked up the radio news report and we heard it as soon as we left the building. Devastating!

Brian Wilson looking away from the Leprechaun hitting his bong

I have zero recollection why I created this but here

Why would I want ‘engagement’

The Sneetches, but with gender assignment

Posting is its own form of personality assessment (everyone who posts has a borderline personality disorder)

poured myself an cold Mirror Pond Pale Ale and my four year old *immediately* knocked it over into my lap 😅

Do you follow this account or app or whatever? It notifies you. I average like one a week, I’m probably on some list or starter pack or who knows what.

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Kansas woman dot bsky dot social has blocked me :(

these skeets are too spicy for the flyover states 😎

It has the right amount of daikon radish (little to none). Did you go to Hoi An when you were in Vietnam? Best banh mi ever at a little street cart right outside the big market.

Oh you like jazz? Transcribe Teen Town and practice it in all 12 keys.

Find Something To Not Complain About Wednesday: the weather in Portland, Oregon has been nothing short of spectacular this summer, 10/10

[david letterman voice] labubu… pazuzu… pazuzu… labubu…

Bagel with cream cheese, lox, tomatoes, chives, and capers

Breakfast of champions 🍽️

Dispo guy said “oh badass order” so I’ve got that going for me (scooby snacks cart and an 1/8 of mt. hood magic)

I was convinced racism was the animating force of contemporary conservatives, I had no idea kiddie diddling was so high up the leaderboard

Twin Peaks screencap with Dr. Amp: Fuck you all in the ass, you fucking treasonous puppets!

a world of fries, she’s gonna season our fries up

That is a badass poster

You can’t gerrymander angry mobs (just sayin’)

This is how I felt the day I learned that Sherman Hemsley aka George Jefferson had a secret LSD lab decked out with posters of euro psych/prog band Gong; don’t worry the feeling goes away pretty quickly

I call upon the Marshall of the Supreme Court to arrest the FBI; checkmate John Cornyn

A smallish downy woodpecker in a dogwood tree

little downy woodpecker checking me out while I fill the suet feeder

They want to ruin every single good thing about the country 🤷

We used to crack up watching it stoned late at night because it was just so bombastic and insane but I totally credit it for developing my appreciation of cooking

LMAO even

Like Alton Brown old or “Fukui-San” old?

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