Cunty Poopster

These 25yr old men’s Banana Republic wool pants I’ve owned is better than anything you can buy in Nordstrom rn. Gonna keep buying vintage unless you show me a reason not to.

Fucking epic proud daddy moment to be playing at your own daughter's wedding.

Not as bad as scheduling kids dentist apt for 8:30am on 11/1.

Actually mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

Your father was a hamster.

That's one hell of a view. Noice!

I just used one of my clean Trish McEvoy blush brushes to dust off my laptop. This got me wondering how much blush brushes are these days. I'm happy to know that I spent good money on this stuff 30 years ago so I wouldn't have to pay these ridiculous prices now.

I’m not supposed to drive into the small costumed beggars? Just tonight? Weird.

Lily Allen reluctantly opened up her marriage with David Harbour, but then found out that he was using their second home as a "Pussy Palace" to fuck girls. She wrote a song about it and it's the tastiest spot of tea ever.

One of my biggest joys is having a bf who is not into pop culture and I get to explain Pussy Palace to him.

It's not a signal chat 💀

see: RHOSLC

You guys played pacman on google yet today? Hard to do with just the arrow keys.

came here to say this

I'm very glad to be someone who tends to live ahead of the trend. One of my main goals last year when I visited Paris was to get a Louis Carmen travelers notebook as a souvenir. I've been an avid paper planner user since the Franklin Planners. Now I'm seeing a hot resale market for these notebooks.

I'm so proud of my alma mater, Trinity Washington University. Which started 125 yrs ago as a Catholic women's college filled with mostly white women from well to do backgrounds, now sends me pictures of graduates with faces that represent the true diversity of the country.

Fuck this shit. I want Rosie!

Loved that the “rich” housewives are shopping at a high end resale consignment store.

Pretty sure Graig has tasted everything already

Right? The bar is literally on the floor.

My favorite part is how David now has to hear Pussy Palace from every social media post from here on out. Best revenge ever.

It's like when I caught my ex cheating and his excuse was we weren't doing good in our marriage. I'm glad these men are getting called out.

My sauce for dumplings include soy sauce, little bit of sugar, rice vinegar, and a spash of sesame oil. What do you put in yours?

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I just saw a post about the Dodgers saying "Yet again, the Asians have to carry the group project." lol

I just saw a cute everything bagel ornament, but decided I'm not spending $35 on a tree ornament for fuck sake. It's not even crystal or metal.

#90s #foryoupage #fypシ #humor #fypppppppppppppppppp #fyp #viral TikTok video by Mommy Needs Tequila

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMCapPN8/

I am her and she is me. Irrationally annoyed.

That seems low tbh