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Just here for my Blazers β€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€

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MTG reading the Epstein list and then resigning from Congress might actually make this one degree short of the worst timeline.

23.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing what I can accomplish when I'm procrastinating something.

23.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this album is dedicated
To all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin'

23.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's all so absurd and completely unserious."

23.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny if you read it in that horrific scratchy voice of his.

23.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's some Bleacher Report-level garbage

22.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Implying Trump is just a crusty King Theoden is mad disrespectful.
We all know he's the goblin king.

22.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@blazersedge.bsky.social Adrian got my 🀬-ed up.
Come get ya boy

22.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make this happen, Blazers!

22.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Splitter made some adjustments to win a basketball game?
Chauncey would never.

22.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember when they put us in the hardest possible group to get out asses kicked?

22.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Designing a jersey for every Blazers win.

Record: 7-9

#RipCity

22.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL!

22.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's okay. He's family

22.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, y'all, I learned from the OKC game to never abandon hope. β€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€

@trailblazers.bsky.social
@ripcitykeith.bsky.social
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22.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The thing I loved most about last night was our Blazer crowd. We all groaned after every missed shot but had the energy ready for that miraculous comeback.
We're just so hungry to be good and climb the mountaintop

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@sheriffofportland.bsky.social

20.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ayyyy, I was wearing mine!

20.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with a positive thing about the Blazers this season:

Sharpe Chedda Mac finally putting it together.

20.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting at a table drinking from a cup that says sonic ALT: a woman sitting at a table drinking from a cup that says sonic
20.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the Lakers, but this was a great moment

19.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it really true that many female athletes stay in college longer because NIL pays them so much better?

19.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah bruh, it's free cup night!

19.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. Buuuuuuut WE STILL THE ONLY TEAM TO BEAT OKC!!!

19.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm not saying what she did isn't horrific. In fact, I think it should be constantly reminding the public if it in a serious way.
But this wasn't serious. He was playing it for laughs and that's inappropriate imo

19.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, idk how I feel about an elected official parodying #SayHerName like that.
It kinda trivializes the abuse that that movement brought to light.

19.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is real "I voted against the infrastructure bill, but will proudly take credit for the money" energy.

19.11.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@juliocan2.bsky.social was this you? πŸ˜‚

19.11.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A Hansen two-hand jam needs to be called a Yang 10 🀲

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19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Praying for a miracle πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

19.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those threads are sick doe

19.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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