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I am the Douglas; I speak for the Threes. Go Blazers!!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค

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It's actually been a pretty refreshing few weeks as the country finally starts to turn on MAGA.

05.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just noticed Suggs is on a declining contract and making a similar salary to Jrue and Grant. Also seems to be available for trades and on Deni's timeline.
Food for thought.

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04.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with a positive thing about the Blazers this season:

Vit is exactly the kind of shooter this team needed and the trade deadline has only just begun.

04.02.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats to Rob hitting his fourth career 3 tonight!

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04.02.2026 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They snubbed LaTomahawk Ankle-Snatcher III

03.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure AI generated some of these names ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Portland City Council,
Could you uh.... not be a cesspool of incompetence?
Please......?

03.02.2026 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everybody go check your coat pockets..

03.02.2026 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You heard it here first:

Pac-Man was the original Ghostbuster.

03.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning, y'all!

02.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blazer fans getting a taste of trades this deadline:

02.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

02.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monkey Ball?

02.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really seems like there's a Jrue Holiday-sized hole in that Knicks team ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is the person you're responding to?
Apparently I have them blocked ๐Ÿ˜…

02.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one thing you gotta give credit to Republicans for, it's selling the American people on a cause. I wish Dems could frame issues like this.

01.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not trying to overreact here, but TBAGTWTC!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค

01.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portland will always love you, Wop.

โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค

01.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE SENT OUR TWO SHITTIER ONES!!!

01.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jfc, PG13 has ruined this organization.

31.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White House definition of a riot: Any peaceful protest where black people are involved.

30.01.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is nobody I cheer louder for than Wop.
Big Daddy, you will always have a home in Portland โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค

30.01.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿคฎ

30.01.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know people aren't used to this, but Portland has the leverage, y'all.
We are not some meager facilitator just happy to get seconds for picking up the phone (sorry Utah).
We are the gatekeepers for Giannis' exit, and should demand the maximum value to build a legitimate contender for Deni.

30.01.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna miss you, Wop

29.01.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oust Schumer.
The families of Good and Pretti should feel insulted and betrayed that this is the "opposition".

29.01.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the numbers moving around like that?

29.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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