flaming space junk

God all those altGov accounts are just left-wing grifters now

I’m doing my part

Next week on NYT: Kids are ruining the world because they don’t like the same things I do

Gen Z has fallen out of love with mid authors who copied existing works

Weird way to promote your account pal

I tried to clutch my pearls but they were already banned by the government

You can find Olympic gold medals on eBay. I’ve been tempted before because it seemed funny. But now :/

They’re just trying to help with the ice deployment, calm down Nick

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

This very morning I participated in the destruction of millions of bacterial beings when I took a shower. I even washed my legs

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass

I thought the thumbnail was a graphing calculator. Tell me more about this math workout 😭

Reading NYPost is never worth it

I can’t wait!

what a day 🫩

Sorry was told to shut off TikTok

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible

It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

Sony Walkman - Yellow - 1986

I raise you 1986

"what if ai is developing CONSCIOUSNESS" lmao bro shut tha fuck up; you're from a species that regularly sees the face of god in their morning oatmeal

Hardcore porn implies the existence of Midwest emo porn

Sickk picks yo