Kai🎧🍉

there should be a thin line flag for air traffic controllers

The US federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour hasn’t changed since 2009.
16 years. #cdnpoli

huge congrats to Senator Holden Bloodfeast (D-PA)

Babymetal, Avril Lavigne, and Yungblud captured together on this day 1 year ago.

karkat goes to his first pride and is accidentally homoph0bic (infinite aura lost; not clickbait) #homestuck #karkatvantas #davestrider #jakeenglish #dirkstrider #johnegbert #juneegbert #roselalonde #pride

well put it this way. kink at pride didn't even come up once this year

The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

A little spiral drawn in sand

Found this drawn in the dirt on the floor of a cave, proving once again the divinity of the Sega Dreamcast

A picture of an ice cream cup with the caption “Could really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor.”

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

Zohran genuinely seems to like people in a way that is not predicated on needing to order them around

Video conferencing and remote collaboration is one of the tech industry's truly impressive world changing inventions and of course they were first on the idiot train to demonizing remote work

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Republicans: introduce eleventy hundred bills bullying trans people out of bathrooms, shelters, sports, and lifesaving medical best practices. Spend a quarter of a billion dollars defaming trans people in campaign ads, and doxxing high school kids.

Democrats: shut up, do nothing

PANEL 1: a pigeon triumphantly jumps in the air, exclaiming "i am the best! i'm gonna absolutely kick today's butt!" PANEL 2: the pigeon collapses on the floor, sighing "...no, sorry. i just can't believe that today." PANEL 3: the pigeon stands up and says "i'm gonna exist and get through today." PANEL 4: they close their eyes and give a thumbs up, content

neutral vibes ☺️

Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this.

The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying.

America really is dystopian as fuck.

The radicalization of the American right is THE story of US politics over the last four decades and political reporters are still not allowed to talk about it

i’m outside shouting things like “do birds have knees?”

Mango is excellent too. I'd recommend it over Duolingo any day, but especially nowadays.

CCR: i ain’t no fortunate son
trmp: omgggg this song is about meeee im the fortunate son! *adds song to bday playlist*

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women in armor