Bailey Bootleg, Forklift Certified

Created by WIZARDOFBARGE a knight kneeling on the ground saying God grant me the serenity to find like 60 dollars on the ground السلس

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text: An undying creation of pillager necromancy and science. Made out of villagers and their Souls taken from the site of the Great Impact. Mogoi's level of power and intelligence was unprecidented, and he took over the woodland mansion he was created within. Mogoi commands his pillagers and the undead alike. Many attempts on his life have been made, but as a being made of Souls and Lives he remains eternal, generating endless Experience. The Master of the House mysteriously disappeared 30 years ago at the height of his grand ambition to bring about an eternal night. Some say he was finally defeated, but traces of him remain.

text: I LIVE IN A DITCH AND AM BROKE AS FUCK AND CANOT AFFORD BEEF NO COLLEGE NO FRIENDS SCARY PENIS AS FUCK WEIRD IN THE FACE I WILL DIE WITHIN THE YEAR AND I AM THE MAN WOMEN PREFER

would you join his undead band. be honest #oc

you. owner of the elf. draw that creature's ears bigger. no, bigger. BIGGER

being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die

Cats, and especially Orange cats need to be squished at regular intervals. It's an essential part of feline maintenance for long term durability. It says so in the Official Cat Maintenance Manual.

very important video please watch

wip

Three LOTR frames redrawn with Aragorn as a woman. Frame 1: Aragorn with a swordpoint to her throat, Arwen off camera saying "What's this? A Ranger caught off her guard?" Frame 2: Aragorn raising her sword to defend Frodo, Uruk-hai growling off screen. Frame 3: Arwen lying on Aragorn, Aragorn's hand brushing her face.

I just remembered how awesome Aragorn would be as a woman

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

digital drawing of two foxes running in a snowy field with pink tulips breaking through the layer of snow. caption in green reads: "i have survived every hard day so far and that means i can survive this one too"

Foxes in Snow #digitalart

I love constructs powered by the souls of the dead I need way more of that in my sci-fi and fantasy settings.

women are so interesting and have such rich and complex internal worlds

oh yeah I can post that snootcore thing I made on here now!

the snoofing

Anatomy moths up for tattoo grabz too!
Poor things I keep forgetting telling that they are available as designs as well!

A quiet, serene Illustration of a hunter embracing a humanoid unicorn that has an arrow in his leg.

Hunter’s Guilt #oc

Skadi the woman you are

At the top of the image, a drawn black cat is drawn simply in completely inked black with only white areas to mark out the tail, the neck, and the two eyes staring towards the viewer. Under this cat, handwritten text reads "The void is staring at you" There is a second cat just below it, the same image but there are no longer any eyes. The text under it reads "Nevermind, the void fell asleep."

living with my black cat is like

#bluciworks

Finished Viera I never posted here~

happy horse year. here's a convenient list of all the ways a horse can be

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

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ad for THE HOARD SET, a big queer villain pride merch multi-pack

cover of Scandalous Sybil Throat #4

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Illustration parody of the meme of the “man” horse on the beach. Text says “Mǎ” (romanized spelling for chinese word for horse) and the chinese character

Illustration parody of the meme of the “man” horse on the beach. Text says “Mǎ” (romanized spelling for chinese word for horse) and the chinese character. In this version the horse is on fire because its the year of the fire horse

Very low res screenshot of the meme of the horse on the beach with the text “man”

Happy LNY ~ Fire horse timeee

Something extremely friendly
#Commission #sketch

Clover groaned over comms, "Failed to secure the core. The Teeth squad is gone."

"Explain." Fix didn't waste words.

"A demon," Clover's jaw tightened, "Red cloak. Moved too fast. Your Teeth, the team you sent, didn't stand a chance."

"Red Cloak. Those two words keep coming up."

#CherubArt

Cover art for Ashling by Isobel Carmody: an oil painting of a teenage girl riding a black horse against an abstract red background. Her red shirt echoes the color of the background, while her black hair blends into the horse's flowing mane.

Wishing everybody a very happy and prosperous Year of the Horse!