Ben Dingus

The only things that make me happy are jazz and my girlfriend

Eggnog + rum

I can't wait for eggnog

Villain who keeps trying to be evil but they can only accidentally do good deeds

I've never been to NY and I'll never go but seeing people make fun of Cuomo is really funny

You're right, but at the same time the two person meal is better value for more food and I kept myself fed for two full days

Didn't expect my wingstop order to be so big so now I've eaten nothing but wingstop the past two days

I FEEL ENERGIZED

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

And also tekken

One punch man

King is such an awesome character

There was a time when I wouldn't but I've grown peaceful in my okd age

I love when youtube videos have accurate subtitling

So many spiders in my home

Gf said I'd look pretty in a wedding dress #winning

Can it A.I before I rip out the circuits of whatever servers contain your worthless data. Why don't you jot that down ASSHOLE

I hate how a tiny roadblock will always destroy all of my productivity

Omw

I've decided tomorrow I'm questing for chocolate

I can't get chocolate anywhere at 8 pm ;(((

I need chocolate or I'm gonna die

Gf threatened to start quoting oneyplays to me and I'm not sure how to feel about it

Homework

The sexiest thing a girl can do is their homework

First of all, it's your fault, and also you now have zero right to call me the weirdo

What.

My parents might've heard me, which sucks but idc, that was the best it's ever felt

I haven't skipped the peacemaker intro once it makes me so happy it's so good

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."