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no you cant have the solutions i need to typeset them first

BREAKING: i just solved 248 unsolved problems

hey all! today marks my first day working at AWS, down in Ashburn (us-east-1). sure hope nothing goes wrong!

i meant the guy. werner heisenberg. not walter white

heisenberg would probably hate the chorus of ain't no sunshine

neat

> selfhosts on ec2 instances

you don't want to move to an operating system where you literally Can't Use Any Of The Adobe Suite? well uhh.... how about you ... use gimp! haha! What? You mean you need to use Premiere Pro? well just use Davinci! What? your GPU driver's incompatible? well just code it up dont you know ASM 🙄

like, these are people's software, so they are entitled to do whatever the hell they want and show whatever kind of messages they want, that's within their purview, but, like ... why? does people using technologies you don't like really bother you that much? is that not their decision to make? geez

& gee, thanks for the UNREMOVABLE POPUP reminding me about the operating system i chose to put on my own device (that i use specifically for gaming) tetr.io, your shrewd genius knows no bounds and just because i saw this i wiped my hard drive and flashed arch onto my desktop 😻😻😻

I think I'm fine! I think I'm going to keep JS on so the entire fucking WORLD WIDE WEB AS I USE IT CONTINUES TO FUNCTION. But you can change the title bar when I tab away, feel free, that just means I won't USE YOUR SITE

i'm not sure how crazy this take is, but i get extremely annoyed at tech people assuming that the masses don't know how to operate their tech and need to be hand-fed this glorious information about how they should be using their devices

We gazed into maw of a terrible machine repeating back to us our own language in a close proximal of genuinity, and it drove some of us fucking insane – that it could replace our lover, our work, ourselves in whole. We would pay it to displace us. Not another. Our own world, internal.
Whole Madness.

when i first got on bluesky (like, 2 years ago) i absentmindedly set my banner to a random recent image on my phone ... i decided that i wanted to find the full thing. i like it because it's just such a spontaneous shot during a ride. it's the williamsburg bridge (taken from the brooklyn section)

divide and conquer: i dont fucking know i guess you go to half the gym this one isn't as funny

dp: going to the gym, touching the machines (you worked out yesterday) and going home

greedy: walking in and using the first machines you see

GOING TO THE GYM AS ALGORITHMIC PARADIGMS (a thread)

if you really like bfs, wait for all my friends to like the post and then retweet it

do you get the joke here . do you understand the joke i made

LIKE if you prefer bfs
RETWEET if you prefer dfs

it is overwhelmingly funny to this day that dream cheated his speedruns

red bull tetris. you need to GET REAL

here at the tetris company, we hire a top team of people to produce games that are definitely not tetris but let people who don't want to learn the shapes of 7 pieces pretend like they know how to play

it was truly over when we stopped treating the computer with the sanctity it deserves

isn't there that web notif api

the name thing is easily done with tailscale but how to send the actual notif without building an app ...

project idea: you can type `ping draw` into your terminal, it sends a notification to my phone, and you can see how much latency there is for my response

the worst part of all of this is that the student athletes are still going to use their mopeds in the bike lanes

it's HISTORICAL levels of bad. this was their first home shutout since THE 1980s. literally 50 years of not sucking this bad