@typicalme.bsky.social
I’m not like them, but I can pretend.
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
20.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad to see.
20.03.2025 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
74 and sunny out in the country. God knows I needed this.
14.03.2025 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mom:
3 months ago: “I’m not voting for her. She has no idea what she’s doing.”
Yesterday: “Why are eggs $12?”
Carson, MTV
Bizkit, NYE
fuck
fuck
fuck
Nothing better than the uncontrollable smile on my Grandson’s face when my daughter drops him off to spend the day. ❤️
16.01.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You believe these dumb asses think we hate each other and we’re not really on the same team?”
10.01.2025 12:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do we think about the mustache? Keep it or shave it off?
07.01.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe love is an economy based on resource scarcity…
04.01.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Severance and John Tuturo just almost made out with Christopher Walken. This show is wild, but addicting.
01.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little Tuffy for your Sunday morning. 🐾
29.12.2024 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
About to find out that even though you kissed their asses, they do not give AF about you.
26.12.2024 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mrrrf grrrt. Laaaay jort. 🎵🎶
26.12.2024 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Getting ready to season and slow roast these bad boys.
Merry Christmas everyone.
My favorite as well. Saw him on this tour at Roseland Ballroom in NY.
25.12.2024 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Up early AF watching my favorite Christmas movie.
24.12.2024 10:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JFC. Tokyo Police Club. Blast from the past…
23.12.2024 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Couldn’t agree more.
23.12.2024 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought they only wanted to kill Depeche Mode. 🤷🏻♂️
21.12.2024 20:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay Morrissey.
21.12.2024 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever needs this.
21.12.2024 09:45 — 👍 6081 🔁 720 💬 155 📌 53Loves my beat boxing. ❤️
20.12.2024 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tim is Brainiac.
20.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Dispensary Day. ✌🏽
20.12.2024 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching the grandbaby with my assistant.
20.12.2024 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Krypto! 🐾
19.12.2024 14:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
18.12.2024 23:06 — 👍 1595 🔁 308 💬 65 📌 36Dear Keurig,
Whoever is in charge of designing your water reservoirs is a real prick.
Haven’t been able to smell in months. Eating is very boring and I don’t know if I stink.
14.12.2024 11:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ROF > ITI
14.12.2024 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
