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"Blind respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth." - Albert Einstein "One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion." - Arthur C. Clarke "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
09.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 4528 🔁 657 💬 66 📌 38If you scroll down in the original article to the link "Tracker of Justice Department Requests for Voter Information", that one lists the 11 states that betrayed its voters.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
You have to click thru to a linked article to find the states that sold out their voters are Alaska, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, and Wyoming.
08.02.2026 11:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0With tax season in full swing, here's our reminder that TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free.
(Published 2019)
If these are from MPD, why are city elected officials allowing the police force to do ICE's dirty work?!?
07.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#Gophers 👍
07.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Find a No Kings event near you.
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
The White House's trade policy has "opened the door to corruption," according to a letter from Ron Wyden and Chris Van Hollen.
07.02.2026 12:18 — 👍 794 🔁 288 💬 65 📌 27“If you read or share only one article today, make it this:
HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000 … Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of power of the office for self-enrichment.”
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No paywall:
archive.is/ZmfJC
The takeaway is that the U of IL college Republicans is full of emotionally stunted white incels with mommy issues.
02.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This was a bribe.
UAE royals gave the Trump family $500 million, and Trump, in his presidential capacity, gave them access to tightly guarded American AI chips.
The most powerful person on the planet, also happens to be the most shamelessly corrupt.
Until I start seeing that fine Corinthian leather used in signage, then it's just not quality protesting. 🙄
31.01.2026 22:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Americans paid nearly $200 billion in Trump tariff taxes last year. Source: Kiel institute
Working families across our state and nation are footing the bill for President Trump's reckless and chaotic trade wars to the tune of nearly $200 billion last year alone.
It's breathtaking.
The U.S. government has lost more than 10,000 STEM Ph.D.s since Trump took office.
A Science analysis reveals how many were fired, retired, or quit across 14 agencies. Read more: https://scim.ag/4boPkq8
"At the same time, the number of STEM Ph.D.s hired at every agency was dramatically lower last year than in 2024."
That's because it's not easy to find a STEM PhD who doesn't believe in science. 😑
I just don't understand why voters in Utah keep sending this loser back to the Senate. There must be dozens of moderate Republicans in the state who will still give them the conservative votes they want without all the performative assholery they get with Lee.
31.01.2026 15:40 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The corruption never stops.
www.wral.com/news/nccapit...
If ICE really wanted to clear the streets they would do an outdoor showing of the Melania movie.
29.01.2026 02:58 — 👍 174 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 2#TheBoss
brucespringsteen.net/news/2026/st...
I saw another quote: "Replacing Bovino with Homan is like changing your shirt after s#!tting your pants."
28.01.2026 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ICE goons won't know what to do because the foreigners they'll meet would have to first be imported before they could deport them.
27.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like the administration was getting heat from 2A purists about their original rationale that the victim deserved execution for daring to carry a legal firearm and are trying to respin their lies.
26.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's America
25.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 888 🔁 376 💬 33 📌 17Hopefully the penguin's plan is to get Trump lost in a blizzard or eaten by a polar bear.
24.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe Trump's minions can field a tournament with teams from his "board of peace". 🙄
24.01.2026 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Farmers were screwed by Trump the first time around, and they went back for a second helping. 🙄
23.01.2026 21:55 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We set out to determine how many images of women and girls Grok created during its nudifying spree. What we found was “industrial-scale abuse,” experts said. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
22.01.2026 14:56 — 👍 3423 🔁 1458 💬 13 📌 172