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@unxiled.bsky.social

Awkward and depressed dwarf LFG Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death. I'm a supporting character in my own life.

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The reverse alchemy of turning gold into tin in the amount of time it takes a fascist to chug a beer.

24.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Screenshot of an X post by โ€œCanada Hates Trumpโ€ stating, โ€œWell at least our leader is not a pedophile,โ€ quote-tweeting a White House post. The embedded image shows a bald eagle standing over and attacking a Canada goose on an icy shoreline.

Screenshot of an X post by โ€œCanada Hates Trumpโ€ stating, โ€œWell at least our leader is not a pedophile,โ€ quote-tweeting a White House post. The embedded image shows a bald eagle standing over and attacking a Canada goose on an icy shoreline.

Weโ€™ll trade a hockey team gold medal for your leader! No takers? Figured.

24.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1607    ๐Ÿ” 190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

This was Joaquin Phoenixโ€™s job in Her. Then he fell in love with his AI assistant Scarlett Johansson

24.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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James Webb Telescope Takes a First Peek Inside Uranus The planet's upper atmosphere has been mapped for the first time, revealing one of the solar system's most enigmatic members.

HI, I'm twelve.

23.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1213    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

My husband loves wearing this tee shirt so much, he bought it in multiple colors.

His favorite part is explaining it to people (men) who ask, "What does that mean? Who thinks women aren't people?" He says they always look astonished & have nothing to say in reply.

23.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Subversion isn't just a one shot. We always wanted a living game. You helped us create it, so we want to share what's next!

On March 31, weโ€™re launching Subversion: Adventures
kickstarter.com/projects/fraggingunicorns/subversion-5-new-books-of-stories-struggles-and-solidarity
Follow for the latest!

23.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My phone keeps randomly vibrating and playing a chime that isnโ€™t a sound in my settings.

I have reset my password and logged out of all other devices. Restarted my phone several times. And deleted a bunch of apps that I donโ€™t use.

23.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the word same written on his face . Alt: Michael Scott, โ€œSameโ€
23.02.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"2026 is the year of the horse"

The horse: 

Artax and Atreyu in the Swamp of Sadness

"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse: Artax and Atreyu in the Swamp of Sadness

โ€˜Nuff said

23.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Share this post if you like frogs  
Or are slowly going insane

Share this post if you like frogs Or are slowly going insane

19.09.2024 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I have the photo of Nancy leaning on the edge of the rink and Tonya skating behind her burned into my brain.

22.02.2026 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Godzilla drone show lights up the sky to promote โ€˜MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERSโ€™ Season 2.

The epic series premieres February 27 on Apple TV+.

#MonarchLegacyOfMonsters #Godzilla

21.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Iโ€™m falling deeper and deeper into depression. I donโ€™t have a reason to continue on for me.

I have reasons to keep going for others, but none for me.

Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m not going to do anything harmful to myself.

21.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They canโ€™t figure out how to spend the extra $500 billion they gave themselves for the military, but cut our healthcare and food assistance because they said they couldnโ€™t afford it.

21.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3704    ๐Ÿ” 1401    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

Ok my fellow D&D nerds, weโ€™re starting a campaign tomorrow at 8th level. Iโ€™m playing a dwarf (shocker) wizard.

Because everyone else playing have been given the ok to have powerful magic items. Well beyond what an 8th level character should have, in my opinion.

I need help with a shopping list.

21.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Anakin/Padme meme format

Corporations
โ€œThe Supreme Court struck down Trumps tariffsโ€

โ€œSo you're going to refund that money to consumers?โ€

Corporations
โ€œโ€ฆโ€

โ€œYou're going to refund that money to consumers, right?โ€

Anakin/Padme meme format Corporations โ€œThe Supreme Court struck down Trumps tariffsโ€ โ€œSo you're going to refund that money to consumers?โ€ Corporations โ€œโ€ฆโ€ โ€œYou're going to refund that money to consumers, right?โ€

If the tariff refunds actually happen,

20.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sorry. I was trying to be silly. I havenโ€™t listened to the radio in a while.

20.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black leather jacket and a gold necklace is smiling . ALT: a man wearing a black leather jacket and a gold necklace is smiling .

Well, where do most people listen to the radio?

20.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Authors and Authors' Estates Sue The Topps Company for Unpaid Royalties - Writer Beware This is yet another Writer Beware post about allegations of royalties long left unpaid. But itโ€™s also about the challenges of work-for-hire arrangements, and what can potentially go wrong when intelle...

writerbeware.blog/2026/02/20/a...

20.02.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black mug with red female silhouette and large white letters reading B.I.T.C.H. Underneath, text reads "babe in total control of herself".

Black mug with red female silhouette and large white letters reading B.I.T.C.H. Underneath, text reads "babe in total control of herself".

babe in total control of herself ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

20.02.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I was going to post a picture. I donโ€™t have it me.

20.02.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PSA: Get dozens of essential Pathfinder books for $15. These aren't random fringe products; they're some of our best books. Even if you aren't a PF player, this bundle includes the D&D 5e conversion of our bestselling Abomination Vaults Adventure Path, which is normally $40 for the PDF.

19.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jesus fucking Christ

19.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Red Dwarf predicted the Board of Peace.

19.02.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Groucho Marx effect.

19.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not only did I vote for him, I signed a petition to keep him on the ballot.

19.02.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok I havenโ€™t been paying attention. What movie?

18.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which reminds me to take my meds

17.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin Oโ€™Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, โ€œObama: Dems need to avoid scolding and โ€˜virtue-signaling.โ€™โ€ The post quotes Oโ€™Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin Oโ€™Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, โ€œObama: Dems need to avoid scolding and โ€˜virtue-signaling.โ€™โ€ The post quotes Oโ€™Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

17.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36686    ๐Ÿ” 11195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1006    ๐Ÿ“Œ 376

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