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yeah

Truck that says Jordan Banana Food Service: WAY More Than Bananas!

my "banana" company title is raising a lot of questions already answered by my subtitle

i think that maybe wes anderson lowkey has 1 female character with some variations and every time i see another of his films i have less patience for this fact

saw the phonecian scheme 4 days ago and still haven't figured out if i liked it

"nothing ever happens" is "keep calm carry on" for gen z

in fiction i will fully buy into the idea that a grey box robot that made a sad-sounding beep is alive and conscious. when the same is asked of me in reality i am revolted. i desire to kick the dancing boston dynamics robots apart

hey what

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We all agreed figs should be Newtoned and that it was delicious but then we just gave up on the technology

It’s very funny that they remastered that Elder Scrolls game and now they have the same style of YouTube compilations from years and years ago with the characters voices changing midway through and people randomly leaping into the sky, someone greeting you and then going BE GONE, love that dang game

friend's tiny tiny kitties sleeping on each other

my tiny kitty asking for belly rubs

easter dinner with friends

magic commander with friends, my boardstate looks cooked but i won this game

three bikers on paved trail in forest

small climbing gym cave

valorant ranked history, immortal 2 at #2363

outdoor top rope climbing

life highlights since i last posted

forgot about this account again

A bunny in a pink apron stands outside a quaint, pink and blue cafe, hardly bigger than a cottage. It is called "Minou's cafe", and is cat-themed. He is disheartened because his cafe is less popular than a larger cafe across the street: an aggressively modern, Starbucks-like cafe called "Bzzz Coffee". The rival cafe is bee-themed.

Daily bunny no.2555 is behind the times

a few years ago at karaoke a guy did Africa by Toto except he thought the lyrics were “I guess it rains down in Africa” and every time he sang it he’d do a little shrug

she kept licking her chops in distress after we caught her because the tuna had sriracha sauce and jalapeños like that's what you get silly stupid idiot dog. love her

the crime the criminal

There are so many shelters in the U.S. news that are shut down and begging for help because they're beyond capacity. Please adopt or foster if you can, and support low-cost spay/neuter clinics and TNR in your community. These problems are solvable if people would just make them a priority. 😢

so sad to learn longlegs, which had insanely promising promo and early reviews, has been deemed Mid and disappointing by my most trusted source: letterboxd mutuals

i can imagine how chaotic this got because i immediately have several objections

i would lay down my life for puff puff

i follow this account mainly for the alt text

lemon cheesecake with a lemon curd topping and a shortbread cracker crust, a slice is removed

best cheesecake ive ever made thank you sally's baking addiction

Initial mugs lined up to say fuck

I popped into Michaels for a minute today.

hey get an oil change

this is what it's all about