Pits

Had to buy a new laptop backpack as the old one had zips that busted....

Saw someone selling some "DTF" printers and was confused.

Trenching work as well, yuck.

I always remember twilight as making Bella trying to decide between necrophilia and beastiality.

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You cannot hack things in under a minute like in swordfish?

I have been lied to.

She said that she was a BBW LLM.

All he asked was "ASL."

#nerdromancewithpits

Fucking WLAN and firewalls.

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The romantic hackers are definitely backdooring on valentine's day.

#nerdromancewithpits

We need to get the synergy right to achieve cohesion and to generate buzz so our stock goes in the right trajectory on the xy axis to the Jupiter.

I think chocolate is the enemy at the moment.

Im also thinking of readjusting my work hours gor a shorter lunch so I can get to a judo lesson earlier and maybe try and get into BJJ on another day.

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I've put weight on... guess I need to go cold Turkey with chocolates and more sweat.

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Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

My manager is currently like this..

She asked him if he wanted to come over to netflix and chill.

When netflix didn't work, he went to fix her network and was on the phone to the internet company for hours.

#nerdromancewithpits

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He was talking to his AI sexbot and it inserted an ad about cheetos into the chat.

#nerdromancewithpits

The remarkable windows app and tablet are complete shit.

Add me to pokemon.

#pokemongo #gogogo #friendswithpokemonbenefits

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Judo time!

A zero day for each day of the week.

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A fake 7-Zip website is distributing a trojanized installer of the popular archiving tool that turns the user's computer into a residential proxy node.

She asked him what his name was.

He said Clawd.

#nerdromancewithpits

Microsoft is drunk, windows 11 26h1?!?!

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She asked him what they are going to do for valentine's day.

He said backdooring.

#nerdromancewithpits

Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?

Add me for free stuff, or something.

Wow, new staff members today and they have not been on boarded or did their letter of offers.

What the fuck.

We have been using it for years, drsk phones, mobile phones and soft phones.

It has been a ride.

Just teams today as ir had a weird syncing bug.

We can fuck orders tomorrow.

Fucking Teams.