a man kissing a woman on the cheek with the words we like to party above them
ALT: a man kissing a woman on the cheek with the words we like to party above them
We like to party, we like to party.
We like we like to give up secrets.
The vengapyramid scheme is coming and everybody is pumping.
18.10.2025 10:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is that the empty nuggies packet because tendies are yuck?
18.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kinda wrecked after karate.
18.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You too!
17.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our 7 year old intern was promised free roblox money if he clicked the limewire installer app and it turned into a pyramid scheme.
We also have lost our trailer for the delivery.
17.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He said he liked his women like his computers:
Tall, has a big rack and votes with lots of computers.
#nerdromancewithpits
17.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oof!
17.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fucking faxes.
14.4 kilobits drama
17.10.2025 11:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ouch! You ok?
17.10.2025 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fucking bots.
17.10.2025 10:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I did have 4 at work, but the vertically placed one hurt my neck....
Im just at a satellite office and regretting it.
16.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Working on one big monitor is a crime.
16.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Coffee time baby.
16.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Add me so we can all get bonuses!
16.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Becareful!
16.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Judo guy asked me if my kid was writing commputer viruses and if that's why he didn't want to come...
16.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That's some fine nerd romance.
When is the motherboard due to deliver the daughterboard?
16.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In person?
Sounds like fun.
You will be fine!
16.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
16.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Alice was being coy with her boyfriend Bob and said we should drop the encryption so Eve can listen in on our dirty "private" conversation.
#nerdromancewithpits
16.10.2025 10:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He asked her if she wanted to go to a key bowl party.
She was confused and asked him if it was PGP keys.
#nerdromancewithpits
16.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It is a brilliant fail.
Big business cheating the work.
16.10.2025 09:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Nice laptop, wanna fuck?"
"BBL team, coitus time with my girlfriend."
#nerdromancewithpits
15.10.2025 10:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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