Cesare

I’m being told to not get excited lol

@thebiwonder.bsky.social just sent me this totally out of nowhere, I’m excited 👀

You best start believin in ghost stories, shitposter— YOURE IN ONE

r/Parenting • Now My son (8) has started calling me "foid" Child 4-9 Years So my son has started calling me "foid". I found out what this means after chat gpting it and I'm becoming incredingly concerned. This started one day after I came from pilaties and remarked about how I was having little luck finding him a new father. He then replied calling me "an foid". I asked where he heard this word and he then said I was "jestermaxing by trying to improve my body for chads" and that I would never be a "stacy", can someone please give any advice on how to proceed with this matter and if anyone else has experienced this. Thank you.

kid’s about to be orphanmaxxing

Happy Valentine's Day guys 🖤❤️

this was a legit lol from me

Kinda wild that half the country has essentially banned pornography in some way or another to "protect the kids" but both major parties insist raping children isnt a serious enough offense to start arresting predators in government.
💀 to America

if I guess which Star Wars this is what do I win

at age 6 i was born without a face

he knows ball

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You guys holy goddamn fucking fuck

youtu.be/ZGoLl88YA7U?...

thank you sheeven I am very much looking to Disclosure Day

new face hair arrangement

just in case yall fuckers forgot who you’re skeetin at :3

that guy whos all like *snaps finger* oh thanos captiion" i cant fucking poop"

gotta go fast jack

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

I’m so sorry chip 💔🫂

wow, drafts, yippee 😒

hillbillies effin’ me

that’s what I call the Skip Special

nintendo ds pictochat

you know who never asked for age verification?

jim downey on the conan podcast

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

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oh and also check out Italian Daft Punk

youtu.be/Y4FrnrD7jCA?...

i made a wrong turn at Albuquerque

a cartoon character is standing in front of a blue curtain and has a smiley face on his face Alt: Steve ate the fucking stove again

I—I can’t prove it but I—I just KNOW this little asshole had something to do with it.

yeah black really compliments the pallid and grey rotting flesh look, oh and if you ever are looking for awful, terrible food just come on down to—oh COME ON, “Cesar!?!?”

first I get stabbed for simply making the best marionettes in all Venezia, now this?

I need a vacation.

playing Fortnite and getting fried

an older man with glasses and a bow tie Alt: I didn’t see this movie

shmoking that shticky icky