J Man of DOOM

stop microwaving it then

if you wanted a different snack, you should have snuck one in

wow if thats all it took, i would have bought you the blu ray box set

fries should come with a side of lasagna

thats basically a week

just press it really fast, then you wont be able to read either

this is the kind of shit that can get you audited by the IRS

how about you watch these hands

"a bitch"
-the bird, probably

says the guy who eats froyo

gay

yo how you driving with no steering wheel?

i don't this reference

I think thats a picture of you

also serves you right bitch

i need help moving my new sofa

thats josh-UA-million to you, you peasant

no no no
you have to DISAGREE with me, that's how this works

Okay
your glasses could use updating
also The Wild Robot was kinda mid

Im tellin God you said that

check your pants, you probably sat on a spider

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Will Wormwood

should have made a musical about this guy

its not that cold

you dont know him like i do

AI, nice try

who?

fate