5across

Not sure how weanages to lose that in the space of 5 mins but great home debut for jsl

And now an own goal, in off lerma. Usual madness

Classic palace

Goal! Brilliant diving header from Strand Larsen. What a home debut this is turning out to be already.

Palace 2-0 Burnley. #CPFC

He’s at it again with a header, jsl is on a hattrick tonight

#cpfc

Great ball over and good goal by JSL

#cpfc

Fuck VAR

Think strand Larsen has done well today, good mix of chaos and enthusiasm, not far off scoring either #cpfc

Crystal Palace's Ismaïla Sarr has now scored three goals away at Brighton and Hove Albion in the Premier League, scoring more goals at the American Express Stadium than any other away venue in the competition. (Opta)

Is the 10 unbookable?
#cpfc

Rutter still not booked

Good goal by sarr

How’s that not a foul on sarr?

#cpfc

Looks a better lineup and bench today so hopefully we get something out of the today #cpfc

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Not rude things, a thread:

Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation

Crystal Palace will pay Aston Villa a loan fee of £2million for Evann Guessand and are expected to have the option to make the transfer permanent at the end of the season. Guessand is in London now, finalising terms. (Jacob tanswell)

Chris Richards becomes the first Palace player other than Jean-Philippe Mateta to score at Selhurst Park in the Premier League since Eddie Nketiah's late winner against Liverpool in September #CPFC

It's a daft challenge from Wharton on a player that should already have been sent off. Darren England doing what he does at Palace #CPFC

Crystal Palace have conceded a penalty, received a red card and conceded 3+ goals all in the same Premier League game for the first time ever. (Squawka)

Let’s caicedo off a 2nd yellow but not Wharton, he’s such a poor excuse for a referee

Sosa isn’t the answer

Darren England masterclass today. What ridiculous decision will he give against us today?

It’s chest and his arm is by his side ffs #cpfc

What sort of pass was that?? Caused our own problem with that #cpfc

Neto stamping on sarr! Stay classy

ARTE

Every time a club is on the up, the elite’s rules drag them back. Just ask Palace Every financial rule that has been put in place across 20 years is weighted towards maintaining the status quo — not financial health or survival

Martin Samuel bang on the nose re the sad reality of us being a mid-Prem club 😢 #cpfc

www.thetimes.com/article/f62a...