@chrisbrain.bsky.social
Comedian: Least successful winner of the Billy T Award. The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz. Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
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17.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Answer: Both. It's both.
15.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playing that great game for the over 50's:
Cicadas or Tinnitus?
Fitting that today the Washington Post changed their strap line from "Democracy Dies In Darkness" to "There's No Darkness, STOP LOOKING IN THAT LESS LIGHT AREA! And praise our dear leader with both his Arnold Palmer proficiencyness and girthiness,"
05.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*2016
05.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and... scene.
It's possible it left scars. Impossibe to tell because of the sheer volume of scars.
In 2216 my parents showed up unannounced at my house, with only the best of intentions and love, and I was so ashamed of my physical and mental situation I opened the front door, told them to "fuck right off" and slammed the door in their faces.
05.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Everyone has that inner-monologue that says 'Why the fuck are you vacuuming at 7am on a public holiday when a: you live alone and b: your place is clean, tiday, and small and you vacuumed 3 days ago, and your mum lives in a whole over country?, right?
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BREAKING: Some people are saying that JD Vance, Vice President of the United States Americe and reported chesterfield evthusuiast, is, by some accounts, in the Epstein Furniutre files. *currently inverified*
05.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BREAKING: Some people are saying that
JD Vance, Vice President of the United States Americe
and reported chesterfield evthusuiast, is, by some accounts,
in the Epstein Furniutre files. *currently inverified*
AMCD: Sun Ra, Pink Elephants On Parade youtu.be/alX1jAxEtEc?...
02.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0*Yakov Smirnoff voice*
In America, doom scrolls you.
AMCD: Geese, Getting Killed youtu.be/RGE-JRsJ2uo?...
01.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I looking forward to that future time when I never have to hear the word "tranche" ever again.
I mean, not as much as Donald Trump, but still a lot.
The US anti-science, neo-feudal, proto-neo-neo-racism model really shows us the way forward. Onwards to the neo-middle-ages!!! Can't wait for The Black Death II: The Über Black Deathening... This Time It Was Predictable & Preventable!!!
29.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Q: What did I learn last weekend watching Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (extended edition) at the theatre for watching Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (extended edtition) in a this weekend?
A: Take an imodium and wear an adult diaper.
Judith Collins is stepping away from politics to spend more time with her rancid reckons.
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AMCD: Agriculture, The Spiratual Sound youtu.be/hXB4kmwaCD0?...
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An Update: I've been in my new place for just over a month, but today I baked bread (forgot to turn the oven down for the last 20 minutes), and had bacon for breakfast and steak for dinner. Today was my 1st day at home.
27.01.2026 07:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Support ICE.
Rel-ICE The Epstein Files.
AMCD: Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes youtu.be/YyZQp49U5U4?...
26.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was as shocked as anybody when the post-credit scene of the Melania documentary was her fucking a porn star as she read aloud all of Donald's indictments, convictions, and civil suit losses.
26.01.2026 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a fan of the format, but the conceit feels like it requires a suspension of disbelief, after all these years, that pushes the boundaries a little. I'll continue to suspend, but.
25.01.2026 08:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As a man in his 50's, entering a "flow state" now means being able to completely void my bladder without needing an intermission.
23.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The difference between living cheek-by-jowl in Auckland over London:
In Auckland I'm playing "weird cat or weird baby?" instead of "IS SOMEONE MURDERING A BABY? I Googled it, it's probably foxes fucking."
This seems like an unnecessarily mean billboard to put on the side of the Auckland City Mission...
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AMCD: Modest Mouse, Good News For People Who Love Bad News youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk?...
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AMCD: Modest Mouse, We Were Dead Before The Boat Even Sank youtu.be/JP_jaogKAdM?...
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AMCD: Modest Mouse, The Moon & Antarctica youtu.be/hFVHyL0MIVA?...
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AMCD: Suede, Antidepressants youtu.be/BMTwbLL9JWc?...
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