Bram Stoker’s Uzumaki

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The Claws of HUEGH

(Dramatic faux Latin choir) Santos! Lucas San!Tos! 🎵

Also, 1) why does Vader have a long neck and 2) why does it look like it’s twisting at a weird angle?

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C’mon, dad, don’t make us poke your eyes out!

Man, remember when Tokyopop was like the manga version of Crunchyroll is today for anime? And remember how some of the exposition boxes got cut off in the printing process, regardless of it being important or not? (Looking at you, Digimon Adventure!)

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."

she was “wrapped in the Israeli flag and paraded like a trophy."

when you're definitely the good guys

How much wood could a woodchuck Norris into the sun?

Dude, what was *in* that donut?

And somehow it’s *more* traumatic for Chloe, who remembers somehow getting stuck in the crane game toy-sized à la Woody and Buzz

They somehow wind up in Pizza Planet from Toy Story.

Monke

Heh heh bone. Huehuehueheue.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

It’s more of a Langolier raisin vibe.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Has Nintendo ever jacked up the NSO/+ Expansion Pack tiers? Feels like it’s been 25/50 for a year for the respective tiers since they’ve launched.

Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading Orlando by Virginia Wolfe.

Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, holding The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood.

Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading A Room Of Ones Own by Virginia Wolfe.

Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading The Bell Jar.

Did you know The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, The Feminine Mystique, and more all appeared on Sesame Street in the 90s?

The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...

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If it was New Orleans it would’ve been a better spinoff of that NCIS spinoff.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

Would emails work? I easily get anxious even with phone scripts when I call someone I don’t know

Hell yeah that's how I wanna go

I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news

"He ain't in the bin ya donut" ☠️