Sara

Incomprehensible grindset screeds

I want more of the psychic medium who uses limes to cleanse her house of evil spirits and going no-contact with her dead narcissistic sister who harassed her from the spirit realm

Fave genres include:

Tradwife,crusty botulism countdown
Tradwife, Christian
Lives in Dubai
Hashtag vanlife

My favorite type of content is aspiring and not very good influencers (no charisma, bad editing, inexplicable decisions etc) but it is difficult to find.

I am looking for recommendations.

Here she is: my favourite void

There is also a special bark that means ”The Cat Is On The Table. I repeat: THE CAT IS ON THE TABLE”

A great thing about having a dog from when she is a tiny puppy until she is an old lady is that i know which bark means ”someone needs to turn the lights on so i can go down the stairs” and which bark means that she is embaressed because she has looked herself into the bedroom and cant get out

Opportunistic and tall, so it’s very difficult for him becuase the food is all at nose height

The face of a dog who has just eaten half a quiche and would eat another half

No regrets.

If youre looking for a quick enrichment activity for your dog may i suggest leaving half a quiche unatended on the counter for 5 minutes

My pal is on a flight to the other side of the world and she will land and every part of this post will be new information

A Pictures of a very cute porcelain cow with bangs and nice winged eyeliner

You better not be a zooey deschanel porcelain cow when i get there.
Me:

FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby

This episode of curb your enthusiasm has had 3 doorbells and were only 10 min in. I might have to abort this particular mission

If anyone could recommend an app that will mute a particular sound on a tv show that would be great

A thing you will not realise until you get dogs is that there is a doorbell ever my 10 minutes in curb your enthusiasm

I cannot begin to express how stupid this is

'A real leap of faith': Swiss auction house to offer works authenticated by AI The move fuels the debate about whether artificial intelligence can replace the human eye and expertise in assessing a picture’s authorship

Lol, nay lmao

www.theartnewspaper.com/2024/10/31/a...

I think I’m still a little baby and this does not apply to me

Just bought half a rotisserie chicken for lunch and ate it with my hands like I’m a knight at the beginning of a film about the Middle Ages and the director really wants to show how bawdy and earthy the characters are, wiping chicken grease of my jaw taking a hearty swig of my sparkling mate can etc

Oh shit. When did you (WE?!?) age out?

I have seen like 4 different versions of the shark de triomph tweet and I know we're all a bit tired of it, but you know I'm gonna tell it to my dad tomorrow and he will chuckle about it all day

I have lived on continental Europe for 18 months and just asked my normal sized boyfriend if he was over 9 feet tall

What is happening here is that he has confused blade and blade runner which is a completely normal thing to do, lots of people assume that blade is the prequel to blade runner and that is not embarrasing

Babe, are you ok? You've barely touched your dating simulator where you play as the only human at a bird high school ?

I finished this! No thanks to my pets who tried to contribute.

to add some color here, most Scandinavian countries don’t even have minimum wage laws, but union participation rates are so high that it’s irrelevant. our labor laws can only try to replicate the rights that unions are capable of securing.

I fucking hate the cat accounts with the cutsey terrible spelling, I still follow them all but I refuse to like any of the content.

A traffic sign with a knight on horse back crossed out.

Peasant ONLY zone!!!

Not to toot my own horn, but I am an actual genius