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Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity. Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job. He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally. Certified Bluesky Elder.

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Well I hope the AI audience enjoys watching this AI generated movie.

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And when they do stumble across a new take that people enjoy they quickly try to fold it into the main continuity or try the same formula on other characters with subpar results.

β€œOld Man (insert character)”

β€œPlanet (insert character)”

β€œImmortal (Insert character)”

16.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is next on my Lego pile.

16.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His tail isn’t the only thing that’s prehensile.

16.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 film.

16.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mother, mother.

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I don’t know what caused the spike in prices but I read it and it’s great.

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Guys, I’m putting a team together.

14.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pup Named Scooby-Doo!!!

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I rarely stumble into deals like that.

14.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After reading about how Shooter didn’t like publishing anything that didn’t fit neatly into the main continuity I have to wonder how many of these were done to appease in house talent that wanted their passion projects published.

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I found a copy of that recently for cheap but it wasn’t a first printing.

Low key collecting goal is to find all of the Marvel Graphic Novels. I have a fair chunk of them right now.

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I was never a DC guy so his work was a revelation to me.

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I had looked high and low for a copy of this for a long time.

Finally found a copy along with a stack of other Marvel Graphic Novels at a sale last year. $5 bucks each. All first prints. All like new.

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He did so many great covers on this series alone.

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Great choices. Here is my copy of #1.

14.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Confusing volume with intelligence is what got us in this predicament in the first place.

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Same energy.

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He couldn’t find it in the English dictionary, didn’t have a copy of a Latin one and he was already 3 hours late in delivering a tag line.

14.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t condone violence but I will make an exception in this case.

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Had to change it up.

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2017 Chevy Volt. Clean, white, sitting in a grassy green yard.

2017 Chevy Volt. Clean, white, sitting in a grassy green yard.

Same Volt. Front end demolished. Sitting in a snowy parking lot.

Same Volt. Front end demolished. Sitting in a snowy parking lot.

How it started. How it’s going.

Well we had a good run.

Distracted driver hit me as I was leaving work. Insurance company just informed me that it’s totaled.

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As individual panels they are exquisite but if they were looking for sequential story telling these don’t do that. It’s a shame because I can only imagine how he would have drawn Aunt May.

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I see so many books from this time period with names written on them. Ran into a beautiful run of early Witching Hours but everyone of them had a name written across them very boldly and you could tell it was done by a kid’s mom.

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I almost went with that.

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Remember all the horror stories they claimed there were about how Hillary Clinton treated her secret service detail? I’m sure those pale in comparison to the bullshit that’s taking place with the members of this administration.

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She had them right where she wanted them.

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