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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

Bird sounds.

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

The Dishonorable Marco Rubio brought The Addams Family's Thing to the hearing.

Augustus Gloop also comes to mind.

he should have done the hip flip

IT IS OFFICIAL

CBC NEWS IS PROJECTING A LIBERAL PARTY GOVERNMENT

A “chocolate croissant” on a silver dish in a coffee shop that looks a lot more like “a cookie panini”

encountered a really interesting and perhaps insulting (certainly at least to the French) interpretation of a “chocolate croissant” here in Worcester, MA

Their name? George … George Glass

only canadians will understand this

Pierre Poilievre appears to be obsessed with crowd sizes like the Orange Caligula down south.

Carrie Coon’s monologue in White Lotus finale. Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“I don’t need God. Time gives life meaning.'

Canadian Mike Meyers wears a Canadian Tire t-shirt on Saturday Night Live

Could you love Mike Meyers anymore than you already do? #SNL #CanadianTire 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

30 PERCENT OF THE POLLING STATIONS ARE IN

HUGE LEAD FOR ONECITY'S MALONE AND COPE'S ORR CONTINUES

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE POLLING SITUATIONS ARE FROM BUT IT'S LOOKING VERY VERY GOOD FOR THEM NOW

The Pitt Nation stays winning

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. You were bigger than the whole sky

I am comforted that the first I heard of this tragic news was from @jmcelroy.bsky.social

Statue of Liberty.

Raphaël Glucksmann.

French MEP Raphaël Glucksmann suggests that the U.S. should return the Statue of Liberty:

“We’re going to say to the Americans who have chosen to side with the tyrants: ‘Give [it back.] We gave it to you as a gift, but apparently you despise it. So it will be just fine here at home.”

My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭

Scene from The Office.

Bluesky watching the shitshow on twitter.

The Gold Card. Comes with front of the line tickets to Hell.

Trudeau: "They're talking about working positively with Russia, appeasing Vladimir Putin- a lying, murderous, dictator. Make that make sense. Canadians are reasonable and we are polite. But we will not back down from a fight...Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155b of American goods."

Trudeau: "He talked about banking again today in a tweet, which doesn't make any sense because 16 banks are currently active in Canada holding about $113b worth of assets in this country... what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy, because that'll make it easier to annex us."

Trudeau: "Now I want to speak directly to one specific American. Donald...it's not in my habit to agree with the WSJ, but Donald, they point out that even though you're a very smart guy, this is a very dumb thing to do. We friends fighting is exactly what our opponents around the world want to see."

Trudeau: "What Trump said yesterday that there is nothing Canada or Mexico can do to avoid these tariffs underlines very clearly what I think a lot of us have suspected for a long time: that these tariffs are not specifically about fentanyl even though that's the legal justification he must use"

Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."

someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet

a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt ALT: a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt

Marco Rubio today.

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.

Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.