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Husband | Father | Hawkeye Opinions are my own and probably awful. improvincubatorcr.com

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Followed by a hook and ladder for zero yards.

04.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s making me Moody

14.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how Large is even in the game on that play. I’d like to say not having Vander Zee is hurting them, and it is, but it might not have mattered.

06.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof, falling down on a stop route is not ideal.

06.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you wear 43 at Iowa you have to be pretty good. It’s the law.

06.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iowa ball

06.09.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo all you want that’s on your blocker ISU

06.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait should that timeout also be before 3rd down?

06.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Large whiff of a block

06.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cramps?

31.08.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He still calls QB runs sacks if it's a TFL even if it was clearly a designed QB run.

30.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I blame this terrible start on Iowa moving the Duke Slater emblem so they can put a sponsor there eventually.

30.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you not love baseball?

06.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republican cheering β€œUSA” as they vote to strip health care and food assistance to millions of Americans.

03.07.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have always like how conditioner leaves your hair silky and smooth.

27.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)

27.06.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Could the Cubs not get someone better than a bro podcaster to sing the 7th inning stretch?

25.04.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I’m writing a Chad Kroeger biopic.

19.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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Canada 1997

Clerk: Chad Kroeger, when are you going to give up your dreams?

Chad: It’s a stupid dream, but I want to be a rock star.

Clerk: C’mon man. We all want to be big rock stars. Hey can I have my nickel back?

Chad: 🀯

CUT TO BLACK

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19.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Women’s basketball deserves so much better than these refs.

24.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it keep stopping the stream like the game ended? Because that happened to me about 5 times.

12.03.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lu-three

08.03.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Screener tripped her πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

23.02.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why you hack early because they can’t call the all and then the refs start calling everything to even it out.

23.02.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why aren’t the announcers mad about zero contact on that foul?

23.02.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to hawkeyesports.com after ESPN was not working.

14.02.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my day when someone failed miserably as a football coach and had no other discernible skills you never heard from them again, now we make them a senator.

31.01.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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