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Husband | Father | Hawkeye Opinions are my own and probably awful. improvincubatorcr.com

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Gronowski continues his rushing TD streak. He ended on a 3-game streak last season, so he has scored a rushing TD in 13 straight games, 18 total rushing TD’s.

15.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Mark really wanted a passing TD because it looked like he could have run it in.

15.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bears tackling on defense is offensive

09.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that technically a successful challenge for the Bengals?

02.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue and white striped shirt is standing in a doorway and says `` shutters '' . ALT: a man in a blue and white striped shirt is standing in a doorway and says `` shutters '' .
25.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a late slide but No. 4 sure looks really cool celebrating a hit to the head when you are losing by 31.

25.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep rowing the boat on them, don't let up.

25.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he were a hot dog and he was starving . ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he were a hot dog and he was starving .
19.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Followed by a hook and ladder for zero yards.

04.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s making me Moody

14.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how Large is even in the game on that play. I’d like to say not having Vander Zee is hurting them, and it is, but it might not have mattered.

06.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof, falling down on a stop route is not ideal.

06.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you wear 43 at Iowa you have to be pretty good. It’s the law.

06.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iowa ball

06.09.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo all you want that’s on your blocker ISU

06.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait should that timeout also be before 3rd down?

06.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Large whiff of a block

06.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly woman is reading a piece of paper with the words `` what is happening ? '' below her . ALT: an elderly woman is reading a piece of paper with the words `` what is happening ? '' below her .

Cramps?

31.08.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He still calls QB runs sacks if it's a TFL even if it was clearly a designed QB run.

30.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I blame this terrible start on Iowa moving the Duke Slater emblem so they can put a sponsor there eventually.

30.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting at a desk with the words what is this reggie behind her ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the words what is this reggie behind her
16.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you not love baseball?

06.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republican cheering β€œUSA” as they vote to strip health care and food assistance to millions of Americans.

03.07.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have always like how conditioner leaves your hair silky and smooth.

27.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)

27.06.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Could the Cubs not get someone better than a bro podcaster to sing the 7th inning stretch?

25.04.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I’m writing a Chad Kroeger biopic.

19.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Canada 1997

Clerk: Chad Kroeger, when are you going to give up your dreams?

Chad: It’s a stupid dream, but I want to be a rock star.

Clerk: C’mon man. We all want to be big rock stars. Hey can I have my nickel back?

Chad: 🀯

CUT TO BLACK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeU...

19.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Women’s basketball deserves so much better than these refs.

24.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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