Schmitty™️

Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.

I hope the next MLB work stoppage lasts for years.

Fuck the MLB and their financial bullshit. End antitrust exemption now.

Fuck the Los Angeles Dodgers and the financially rigged MLB. May the strike and/or lockout last for five years.

I’m just being salty because I ran with him *and* Juwan Johnson this week. Went from favored to losing real fast! Lol

Aged like milk.

Sigh.

1) Gators helmet coming off *would* mean it was Texas’ choice of a runoff.

2) Calling a timeout let player stay in, and didn’t cost time because clock was you know, ALREADY stopped.

3) IT WASN’T EVEN THE FINAL MINUTE YET, SO RUNOFF WASN’T IN PLAY ANYWAY.

Browns blow it with terrible play calling and worse clock management. Like, who could imagine the Browns doing something like that?

“Ten-Second Runoff. If there is less than one minute in the half the opponent has the option of a 10-second runoff, unless the helmet comes off as the direct result of a foul by the opponent.”

“Opponent has the option” is pretty clear language.

Dallas Wilson is the TRUTH!

Everything that happened after the terrible umpire call would have led to the Padres tying the score with a runner in scoring position and an out to spare. #mlb sucks so hard.

Go on…

Padres bullpen are going to take the brunt of the blame for the Padres abysmal offense.

Robert Suarez is a good, solid pitcher. Robert Suarez isn’t particularly clutch.

Padres not give up a run in the first inning challenge.

Opinion, because I read this post and, you know, internet: Presumably you’re there because you like football. Wear a Bills hat or something to rep your team. It’s respectable. If you dress like you’re at an actual Bills game you’ll look dumb and lost.

Jackson *should* get a free punch to that dude’s jaw. Letting the shove slide is the minimum.

BREAKING: Images released of the new “Salt Lake Riviera.” Mormons being offered $5,000 to self-deport and make way for this major upgrade to that disgusting polluted ecological nightmare they call a “lake.” National Guard mobilizing.

Can the Padres seriously not find the mic that this dumb bitch is screaming into and turn it off?

They made it worth it.

a woman in a blue and white dress with #schittscreek written on the bottom ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress with #schittscreek written on the bottom

Padres: “You win.”
Diamondback: “No, you win.”
Padres: “Aw, no you win!”
Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”

Padres making me irritated for giving this much of my time for this lackluster showing. This is terrible.

I don’t usually have an opportunity to genuinely use the word “inauspicious.” Thanks, JP Sears!

Yes, he fouled off and missed a pitch on hit-and-runs on purpose because he wanted to sabotage the team in pursuit of his hit streak. 🙄

Love this. While every fan base has to tolerate a-holes from time to time, Gwynn and Hoffman really set standards for who we *want* to cheer for. Some cities are really, really in love with their edgy a-hole identities.

I hope Fermin is this guy for us. We really get behind the quality humans here. (Machado’s pre-Padres B.S. aside, he’s been an incredible leader since he got here.) We’ll do our best to love him for you!

The guy who left his arm up to deliberately let himself get hit in the 9th is fed up with it. Fuck Contreras. Hopefully tomorrow he takes one in the ribs.

Because the lockout will still be going, probably.

If these no room for the proletariat, just close the proletariat line and say so, ffs. Don’t imprison us.