Carl

I’m concerned Man Cereal isn’t tactical enough for my needs.

When I first got her, Lola was 20 lbs.

Any chance of getting an even bigger mug in the merch store?

Yeah, I think “who? Oh sure, I forgot about her,” probably isn’t the ideal response to a twist.

Flesh hounds: red dogs with bat wings around their heads

First 5 Flesh Hounds done. 10 more to go!
#AoS #Warhammer

A bloodthirster riding a wave of skulls

A bloodthirster with the big flail

Skarbrand!

Bloodletters

I keep forgetting to post my painted models here, so this is what I’ve been working on lately.

Everyone’s mad at me because they think I exercised extremely poor judgement, but they’ll be singing a different tune, when they find out I’m just incredibly incompetent!

I’m reminded of my time at RadioShack, when corporate was unhappy with sales, particularly of cell phones. Their solution was to require every salesperson to transition every conversation with a customer to phones. I pissed off so many old guys looking through the parts drawer for capacitors.

This is the kind of “solution” to a dive in sales that only terminal manager brain could conceive of. This is going to annoy customers and employees. It’s also going to strain relations between employees and their supervisors. All-around boneheaded stuff.

I hate that Minneapolis is the one keeping the “well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit, huh?” meme alive.

Gotta get painting again

The only thing I’ve seen for it so far was a YouTube recommendation that I clocked as one of those fake AI trailers that flood my feed if I’m ever not logged in.

I’m getting my first and only tattoo. It just says, “all my opinions have always been normal and good, and everyone agrees with me.”

The Simpsons “It’s still good! It’s still good!” bit.

Do the above when you find yourself doing the attached.

The editorial board generally doesn’t want Dems to win, but even taken in good faith…

I’ll be shocked if a Chi-Chi’s can survive at West End.

[person trying to be taken seriously] hello, my name is Brilyn Hollyhands.

I think if he demonstrates good conduct, they should at least tape a tube up his nose.

I killed so many of these guys, and there were still so many left over.

Obviously in this particular case, they need to get the situation cleaned up. You can’t be getting Minneapolis privileges that far out.

Imo because my zip code sometimes comes up as “Minneapolis” even though it’s technically in SLP, I should have dual citizenship and get to vote in both local elections.

Can you do me a favor and cast an extra vote for me? They won’t let me vote in a Minneapolis election because I’m “not a resident.” 🙄

As a soft whirring sound is heard, my cat and I go sprinting off to different ends of the apartment when we hear our respective food dispensers activating.

His basis for the recommendation was a really shaky study, but the idea was that playing the didgeridoo requires a technique called “circular breathing” that was supposed to strengthen specific muscles. I never was able to figure it out, though.

The CPAP is unused for 3 months, actually!

A didgeridoo collecting dust between two IKEA Billy bookshelves full of Warhammer minis.

The provider who set me up with my CPAP machine told me to try learning the didgeridoo for the same reasons. Anywhere here’s my didgeridoo that’s been in this exact spot for the last 2 years.

I was in Japan for just 14 days ten years ago, and I still think about how great it would be to buy a can of Boss coffee wherever/whenever.

This is my compromise position from “every sports team should be its home state/city’s property.”

Minnesota needs to seize the Twins through eminent domain or something. You’re an owner enshitifying your sports team for financial gain? Sorry, it’s the state’s property now.

Some people will say that scenes like this are unnecessary. However, this one is vital character development. When the chair Ben is watching from buckles under his own weight, we see the deep discomfort and frustration he feels in his new body. I hope they leave it as is, rating be damned.