MegaErnz

Don’t forget to show some love for the birthday boy who keeps getting overshadowed!

Ave Rage sounds like a nice 9 foot goliath barbarian who dual wields 2-handed weapons, maybe an axe & a great sword.

The sequel humanity has been missing

When you can’t decide which pj’s to wear to bed, superhero or sheriff.

If ya do it that often I think you run the risk of finger pruning.

Dullahan

#art #painting

Being a raccoon taking a nap with baby bunnies is now my happy place.

Mexican-Americans don’t like to get up early but they have to so they do it very slowly. Cannot tell you how much sample that plays in my head. 🤣

If your government’s corrupt, if no one else can help you, and if you can schedule an appointment with their secretary, maybe you can hire the A-TEAM!

60 years ago, a crack team of high-schoolers were sent to do farm work they weren’t capable of doing. These teens promptly escaped from a minimum wage job to the Los Angeles colleges. Still being overpaid today, they survive off government stipends.

Not without being completely ashamed of my life choices. I do like to hide treats around the house to ease my guilt a little.

My dog read this over my shoulder, looked me right in the eye, & then just walked away. I think he’s crying on his blanket right now.

That’s what they want you to think! Don’t believe it.

Yikes! Quality control of the lizard people’s face replicators has really declined.

I heard Buzz Aldrin spilled coffee on the moon once. Walking down the ladder on the first day of his new being on the moon job & spilled coffee everywhere.

👇🏼

Serious little brother vibes

Except Chief Miles O’Brien who was immediately outranked by Nog the moment Nog graduated Starfleet Academy.

TNG S5 E6 The Game.

This better not awaken anything in me…

I, for one, am excited at the concept of glow in the dark dingleberries.

Why can’t we all just get along? Make 0° water freezing temps & 100° water boiling temps & call it Celciheit.

Yea, but on the bright side, pet elephant!!

Like immediately give birth to 3-4 beautiful sons? That’s some powerful salad! Maybe too powerful

You may have to restart this trend. You can do it, I believe in you!

Humanity has been tainted by loss today. It is a polluted taint, smeared with an unjust foulness.

That’s all I got. 🤣🤣

T’aint no way anyone would taint an obituary by mentioning the human taint. But I am down to try!

Maybe fences were a lot weaker back in the days when fencing was popular?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Infographics peaked exactly here!