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Yep. I didn't vibe with Outer Worlds 2. I noped right off it when I realized I wasn't having fun.

08.11.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Halloween from
Down Under

I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿคฃ

31.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1978    ๐Ÿ” 722    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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No Man's Sky (New Expedition started), Black Ops 6, and Hollow Knight(the OG)

26.10.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.

The system is broken.

18.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13177    ๐Ÿ” 4366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 383    ๐Ÿ“Œ 227

And Assassin's Creed III. Damn, the Haytham beginning is SLOW.

18.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Man's Sky, Black Ops 6, and Hollow Knight(the OG, 1st time)

18.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice. I can't wait for mine also. ๐ŸŽฎ

16.10.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black Ops 6 and No Man's Sky

11.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

09.10.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7153    ๐Ÿ” 1923    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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The emergence of Sluggo and his gumball machine getaway:

08.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 513    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Black Ops 7 Beta and No Man's Sky

03.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell' A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now itโ€™s commonplace.

Thatโ€™s not making America great again.

02.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28553    ๐Ÿ” 10122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1361    ๐Ÿ“Œ 498

Visions of Mana, Cuphead, and Black Ops 6

28.09.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No Man's Sky

20.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A U.S. Citizen Detained by ICE for Three Days Tells His Story A conversation with George Retes, an Army veteran swept up in a California raid

Hereโ€™s a story thatโ€™s becoming all too common: federal immigration agents using racial and ethnic profiling as a rationale for stopping, questioning and detaining U.S. citizens who they suspect are undocumented.

11.09.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16607    ๐Ÿ” 6175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 458    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224

Today we learned that in June the US economy lost jobs for the first time since 2020. We havenโ€™t seen this kind of net job loss since - well, since the last time Trump was in charge.

05.09.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6287    ๐Ÿ” 1552    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.

Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.

It's not about what this country can or canโ€™t afford.

Itโ€™s about priorities.

26.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14734    ๐Ÿ” 5548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 284    ๐Ÿ“Œ 235
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23.08.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 2024 election was the easiest open book test America has ever taken, and holy shit did we fail.

I think about this almost every day. I can't help it. I am still astonished that this country is so filled with hateful, stupid people who couldn't slam their dicks in the door hard hard enough.

13.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1464    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Wing suit time!

27.07.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All Fs. (For fun)

24.07.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let that sink in for a sec.

22.07.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35053    ๐Ÿ” 13527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1981    ๐Ÿ“Œ 952
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Exclusive | Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump. The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter โ€˜is a fake thing.โ€™

Everyone in America needs to read this FREEโ€”Iโ€™ve gifted it belowโ€”report from the conservative WALL STREET JOURNAL about Trump and Epstein.

Apparently the president has now threatened to sue the WSJ over this 100% accurate report due to how damaging it is.

17.07.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3811    ๐Ÿ” 1698    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
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13.07.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
American newspaper clips from 1940, โ€œSuperman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis Claim. Plus, my Vanity Fair story: Can Superman Win the Culture War?

American newspaper clips from 1940, โ€œSuperman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis Claim. Plus, my Vanity Fair story: Can Superman Win the Culture War?

The right-wing backlash against #Superman has happened before.

Hereโ€™s my @vanityfair.com report w/ the full history โ€”starting with April 1940, when the official SS newspaper attacked the comic book hero & its creators.

Plus, that time Superman fought the KKKโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ”— www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

12.07.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2195    ๐Ÿ” 895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Iโ€™m seeing many reposts of Donald Trumpโ€™s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie Oโ€™Donnell. What Iโ€™m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:

12.07.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5168    ๐Ÿ” 1693    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
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