Stephen Blackmoore

This would be the slowest heist ever.

Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Well, it's not like anybody else will work with him.

www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

The Army Corps of Engineers had an opportunity to make this country so much better.

Fucking cowards.

You're welcome!

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WOOOOO! CONGRATS!

Soooooooooooo...

We can now say that's sold books fourteen AND fifteen in what Publisher's Weekly would probably call "a significant deal."

I'm having a margarita.

IT HAS A HEAD IN IT WHY IS THERE A HEAD IN RICHARD SIMMONS' MARTINI GLASS MY GOD IS IT RICHARD SIMMONS' DISEMBODIED HEAD COME FROM THE UNDERWORLD TO TELL US TERRIBLE FOREBODINGS AND DARK OMENS THE MOON IS RED AS BLOOD AND THE SEAS ARE BLACK AS THE VOID AND oh never mind it's just a perspective trick

I love McGinnis' pulp cover art. Man was a master.

The only animals it's fun to hunt are people.

a photograph of a Cape Buffalo, with the name "Luigi" superimposed in white.

And the buffalo's name?

Big game hunters should really go after more Cape Buffaloes. Prove they're real men. Do it with a knife.

Millionaire Trophy Hunter Gored to Death by Buffalo on Safari Texan man Asher Watkins was hunting the animal on an expedition when it suddenly attacked.

If nothing else goes well today, at least we'll have this.

www.thedailybeast.com/millionaire-...

I think it's really worth noting that this concentration camp was opened one month and three days ago.

This woman saw enough horror in that time to quit and tell the public what she saw.

Which suggests that it's not as bad as we think, or as bad as we can envision from her description—it's worse.

Establishment figures want to downplay progressive candidates, even though we're the ones providing real solutions.

If we want to move forward as a country, we need to prioritize people over big money and corporations. That's what I'm trying to do:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

Day job writing. Finishing up a novella.

Just got feedback on an outline from my agent on something more ambitious than I'm used to writing.

So I'll either be jumping on that soon or honestly just packing it in and getting a job that pays actual money.

Right now money's kind of winning out.

Mostly I just yell. They don't usually listen, though.

SO HAPPY TO UNLEASH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

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Hire him. Seriously. He's fantastic to work with.

A hundred bucks buys ten that you can leave in the HD parking lot to help people with their U-Hauls not have their stuff stolen.

You're helping!

I'm kind of looking forward to this year's Santa Anas.

Oh, totally.

But you kind of have to be on the other side of the lock to pick it.

That's one of the things I loved about it. I could ignore that it was Star Wars even sometimes when it was very blatantly being Star Wars.

Apropos of nothing, a disc padlock is only 8 bucks at Amazon.

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbat...

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT

theonion.com/australia-ad...

UNDOG UNDOG UNDOG

Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!