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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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Rumble (the right-wing YouTube alternative) is down over 50% this year, and now flat over the last 12 months

Democrats are worthless

MAGA is tanking all long term investments intentionally. Part with the goal to scoop up cheap stocks in their own hostile takeover, another part trying to cripple the working class and prevent an entire group of people from retiring and cashing out on what they are owed.

My dad doesn't know how stocks work

Oysters 🍄📷 #FungiFriends

When does the litmus test for democracy become real life? 8 years ago?

if any democrat votes yes on the cloture bill tonight i hope we can all come together and make their lives as miserable as possible

Link image with Musks face replaced by a clown face.

Well this is big

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Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now

Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now

An assortment of aging blue and green turkey tail mushrooms, some grown over with algae, on the side of a bare log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

sorry to brianna wu post but reading this might be the hardest i’ve laughed in a few days

I keep thinking about the Trump voting 401K holders. I'll play the violin all the way down.

BREAKING: S&P500 is officially in correction, down 10% off its high

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i love when the vibe of the country is “extreme fear”

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced

BREAKING: Tesla, $TSLA, is down 10% today.

It is down 37% on the year.

YouTube video by CBS News Trump participates in USMCA signing ceremony

I couldn't believe it when the new 25% tariffs applied to USMCA goods but now that he is pulling back it makes way more sense that he forgot it existed and he negotiated for it.

youtu.be/6n11Y4dkDDw

BREAKING: Trump has just said he is not looking at the stock market.

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
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if you are a democrat who is retreating on and abandoning trans people, you are evil and throwing all trans people under the bus won’t stop them for coming after you next

A never-before-shared photo of scarlet elf cup mushrooms from March 2024. Three red cups grow from under a mossy branch on the forest floor. Their bright red velvet interiors glow from inside fleshy white cups. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Republican Senator Dave McCormick bought up to $50,000 personally, and $100,000 through spouse, of the Bitwise Bitcoin ETF, $BITB, on 02/26/2025.

A week later, Trump announces the US crypto reserve.

Unusual.

my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)

i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
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