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Do you get it yet?

16.03.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9466    πŸ” 983    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 29
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. β€œFor unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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16.03.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5943    πŸ” 700    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 131
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Rumble (the right-wing YouTube alternative) is down over 50% this year, and now flat over the last 12 months

13.03.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1707    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 37

Democrats are worthless

13.03.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA is tanking all long term investments intentionally. Part with the goal to scoop up cheap stocks in their own hostile takeover, another part trying to cripple the working class and prevent an entire group of people from retiring and cashing out on what they are owed.

13.03.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad doesn't know how stocks work

13.03.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oysters πŸ„πŸ“· #FungiFriends

13.03.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2473    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2

When does the litmus test for democracy become real life? 8 years ago?

13.03.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if any democrat votes yes on the cloture bill tonight i hope we can all come together and make their lives as miserable as possible

13.03.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4757    πŸ” 613    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 21
Link image with Musks face replaced by a clown face.

Link image with Musks face replaced by a clown face.

Well this is big

news.yahoo.com/news/us-judg...

13.03.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 697    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now

Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now

Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now

13.03.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3099    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 18
An assortment of aging blue and green turkey tail mushrooms, some grown over with algae, on the side of a bare log. All photos by me

An assortment of aging blue and green turkey tail mushrooms, some grown over with algae, on the side of a bare log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

13.03.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 17878    πŸ” 1069    πŸ’¬ 460    πŸ“Œ 94
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sorry to brianna wu post but reading this might be the hardest i’ve laughed in a few days

13.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10221    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 710    πŸ“Œ 441

I keep thinking about the Trump voting 401K holders. I'll play the violin all the way down.

13.03.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: S&P500 is officially in correction, down 10% off its high

13.03.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 7

worldwithoutcaesars.com

13.03.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20325    πŸ” 2364    πŸ’¬ 761    πŸ“Œ 639
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i love when the vibe of the country is β€œextreme fear”

13.03.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7499    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 27
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
theonion.com/egg-companie...

13.03.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13415    πŸ” 1775    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 126

keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced

10.03.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31463    πŸ” 2241    πŸ’¬ 664    πŸ“Œ 125
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BREAKING: Tesla, $TSLA, is down 10% today.

It is down 37% on the year.

10.03.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 6
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Trump participates in USMCA signing ceremony
YouTube video by CBS News Trump participates in USMCA signing ceremony

I couldn't believe it when the new 25% tariffs applied to USMCA goods but now that he is pulling back it makes way more sense that he forgot it existed and he negotiated for it.

youtu.be/6n11Y4dkDDw

07.03.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trump has just said he is not looking at the stock market.

06.03.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 24
We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
theonion.com/we-must-prot...

06.03.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3486    πŸ” 414    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

if you are a democrat who is retreating on and abandoning trans people, you are evil and throwing all trans people under the bus won’t stop them for coming after you next

07.03.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10710    πŸ” 2019    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 57
A never-before-shared photo of scarlet elf cup mushrooms from March 2024. Three red cups grow from under a mossy branch on the forest floor. Their bright red velvet interiors glow from inside fleshy white cups. All photos by me

A never-before-shared photo of scarlet elf cup mushrooms from March 2024. Three red cups grow from under a mossy branch on the forest floor. Their bright red velvet interiors glow from inside fleshy white cups. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

06.03.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15230    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 506    πŸ“Œ 88
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Republican Senator Dave McCormick bought up to $50,000 personally, and $100,000 through spouse, of the Bitwise Bitcoin ETF, $BITB, on 02/26/2025.

A week later, Trump announces the US crypto reserve.

Unusual.

07.03.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 18
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my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)

12.02.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!

12.02.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15492    πŸ” 2715    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 86
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
theonion.com/lock-clicks-...

10.02.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3608    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 24

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