Kate Holzemer

I don’t know what man needs to hear this, but if she does not want you, leave her the fuck alone. Leave her. The fuck. Alone.

Yikes

Seriously? Is that actually it? Was Erika Kirk in on it?

Can someone explain to me in one skeet or less what the Candace Owens wing of MAGA is going on about with the Charlie Kirk assassination? What do they think happened?

Where is that lady's mom? Have they found her yet? WTF.

But I know this isn’t really about hair or sourdough. Really, I’m sad and mad that the country is run by pedophiles who have every reason to assume that they will continue to get away with it forever.

Or those sourdough people who make TikTok videos of cutting their sourdough loaves in half. STOP IT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BREAD.

I am so profoundly irritated about so many minor things. I think something’s going on where I don’t know how to channel my rage over the world constructively so I find myself wanting to fight women who claim they’re going to “chop” their hair and then cut their very long hair slightly less long.

what is with these people and dogs?

Brett Kavanaugh is a white frat boy who likes beer. YOU, Pam Bondi, presumably have a vagina. You can’t pull this off. You’re gonna take the fall.

The clips I’ve seen of Pam Bondi’s performance today remind me of Brett Kavanaugh’s famous anger at his confirmation hearing. Joke’s on you though, Pam Bondi. There is no skin white enough, and no hair blond enough to overcome the fact that you’re a lady. She’ll be the first one to go to jail.

Screenshot from an InStyle article about the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping containing the released security footage photo of the suspect in a ski mask and there’s a “shop the look” button on it.

shop the look

I just went outside and chipped away at my driveway for half an hour without a coat. This feel like a legit heat wave.

I accidentally baked tofu for like an hour and a half, and it turned into these delightful crunchy/chewy chunks. Highly recommend forgetting about your tofu.

I know he's not going to do shit, but just in case, we need to tell Elon Musk in no uncertain terms that the moon is not his. We can deliver this message by taking all of his money away and prosecuting him for his crimes.

No epidural required for this baby. Lol.

Look at our new baby.

As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag

Omg, girl. That is awful. My nurse kept telling me that the reason I was in so much pain was because my bladder was full and pushing on something. Like, come on.

I had failed epidurals with BOTH of my babies. Still mad about it.

Who is out here stealing little old ladies?

Where is that lady's mom?

Do you have a pencil
I could borrow?

It's crazy how the daily grind and all of its stresses just keeps churning. The republic is falling, but I also need to return these emails about the dresscode at work.

GET HIS ASS

We have to take the money away from these absolute monsters. That's the solution to so many of our problems. Just take their money away and spend it on something good.

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Is Mitch still alive?