Just Jim will do.

You need to get KRudd as your spokesperson.

"Those Chinese fuckers are trying to rat-fuck us," said Australian Prime Minster, Kevin Rudd

Nothing of import. It was a period of Hongkong Chinese adopting terribly twee English names.

This Dildo of Unlikely AI Consequences will not arrive lubed.

Well, perhaps.

You are also outstanding in your own field, of course.

Erm no. I thought I was clearly talking about the first picture* with the boys standing on the east wall of Eden.

So many apples! Or, sure, pears if you consider 'recent religious research' which isn't really a thing.

* Which is beautiful, by the way.

I'm sorry. I don't get this.

'roses'?

… of the clan Sledge.

ai:dw

I truly love them all, but in the first there seems to be so very many apples.

I'm not saying The Plan wasn't ineffable, just that it seems to be a bit of a set-up, you know what I mean?

"Damn the torpedos" etc.

No, no. Hiding from the scary message is perfectly sensible.

*looks at the overflowing mail tray*

Perfectly sensible

Phew!

*gasp*

Thank you for sharing that, Elly.

It is just after 10pm and I'm starting to wonder if my nephew who called earlier to ask if he could stay the night and would arrive around 7pm is actually still coming.

He's got a set of keys and the spare bed is made, so I'm not that fussed.

I think it would be difficult to say that [label A] are all [label X] for any given labels.

You'll have conductors hanging out of carriages to hoop key rings for permission to proceed!

Well surely not me. I've only got a little dick.

YouTube video by Ze Frank OG True Facts About Puggles

He's got 13 yo videos (that'll raise some alarms, I'm sure), and guess what?

One of the earlies is on echidna puggles!

Honestly, this #SLV shit is looking more and more Trumpian and corrupt as it goes along.

The #StateLibrary of Victoria has appointed a retired university librarian to 2 positions at once - one that wasn't advertised (Chief Librarian) + Head of Collections, a role she was acting in part-time; she was on the interview panel that failed to make the permanent appointment: now given to her.

A stack of different copies of Peter Pan stacked on top of a book titled Cake

Every year on #PancakeDay we bake a Peter Pancake 🥞

Bugger.

Still, it will all be over soon.

Keep them doggies movin'.

Wait, wait, wait!

'Wide-legged', 'loose fitting', dare I say it, 'baggy' trews?

My father and both my grandfathers who served in the HLI are probably spinning in their graves!

It's ok, no threat, they're still dead.

And yes, they all wore kilts (usually Black Watch tartan) when required!

Wait, what?

Do you mean on just _any_ Tuesday?

🇦🇺 Federal Court 23/08/2024

The judge found there are 30 years of legal precedent ... that 'female' includes females with a trans history.

This wasn't a new or landmark decision it recognised... that this is a part of our existing law in 🇦🇺

Wolfie, mate. It's half past nine. That's not prime time.

Hey my publishers asked ne me to remind you that all my stuff is still available in their shop! fenrispublishing.com/order.php?r=...

Still from the infamous 'crab wielding a knife' video which turned out to be what they called a 'hoax' at the time. We have different terminology today.

It gets worse! en Guarde!