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The agonized fake smile of someone stuck somewhere they'd rather not be.

07.12.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eating a cheddar so sharp i could shank a blue cheese hater

06.12.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘butts ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

07.12.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An Orange and Tortoiseshell cat watch from the top of a Cat Tree

An Orange and Tortoiseshell cat watch from the top of a Cat Tree

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?

07.12.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

January lmao

07.12.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Which cat are you based on your birthday month? Funny cat faces

Which cat are you based on your birthday month? Funny cat faces

07.12.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stumpy(cat) winning the battle of who gets to lick who against Tinkerbell(cat).

07.12.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.

07.12.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Aรƒร…ฤ€ร€รร‚ร„HHHHHH

07.12.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is only one Flying Spaghetti Monster! Boo to the pretender!

07.12.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brother makes awesome fried pickles!

07.12.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

07.12.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A spider necklace

A spider necklace

What do we think of this necklace

28.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's awesome! I have a vampire bat necklace!

07.12.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go forth and release the kraken into the sewers! Let it be freeeee!

07.12.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I took a screenshot?

I screenshotted?

I screenshat?

Yes, I'll go with that one.

07.12.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!

07.12.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 532    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Four bunnies sit closely on a patio in front of a modern house at dusk. One wears a blue bow.

Four bunnies sit closely on a patio in front of a modern house at dusk. One wears a blue bow.

07.12.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1486    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Fun fact, during the release of Office Space the Swingline stapler was only available in black, but because of the sudden demand for red Swingline staplers after the movie, they released the red Swingline staplers line.

07.12.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My awesome vampire bat necklace

06.12.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would lose something of value if you attempted human transmutation, per the Law of Equivalent Exchange.

06.12.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want to end up like Edward and Alphonse from FMAB?

06.12.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago

08.09.2024 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2187    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Robot Chicken - The iCarly iNipples
YouTube video by Mr. Rupert Robot Chicken - The iCarly iNipples

Relevant

06.12.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re cold, theyโ€™re cold

(Nipples)

06.12.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a white duck is standing in front of a fire and the word honk is on the bottom ALT: a white duck is standing in front of a fire and the word honk is on the bottom
06.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thou art infected with a new pestilence, but not to worry, I'll cure you soon enough...

05.12.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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