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That little demon, I’ll drop kick his ass

I suppose it is. I’m just taken aback by my most popular posts being about knitting and marmalade cakes. It is so ageing. I’m only 45!

Hello, I have a chocolate orange, I’ve won Tuesday.
Am going to spend some time carving hearts.

So, Bluesky is also horny for marmalade cake.

DO YOUR BIT

I am the age of putting on my glasses to find my glasses.

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Aww

I had an extra day off work & went swimming & sauna-ing with a friend. Am all floppy happy post lentil soup, now.

Danny DeVito, is he still a good one? Because DDv is one of my favourites. I’m watching Twins again.

Made a massive amount of marmalade today but after I jarred it up, there was a lot of orange peel left so.. I made marmalade cake.

It’s nice isn’t it. From Muthahood.

Health restored ❤️❤️❤️

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

You look at a location on booking dot com out of interest and get a team of salespeople ramming a tree trunk at your front door screaming “your trip won’t book itself”

Businesses, what makes you think an email announcing
“Your bill is here!” in a saccharine manner, makes it any less unwelcome.

I imagine a burglar doing jazz hands at me while they abscond with my life savings.

Use a flea comb to snag them, then tweeze them. You can pop them with great satisfaction but feeding them to your spider pals is 10/10

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And we said nothing

Today, I was laughing around with my 15 year old son, taking bad photos & saying I was going to publish them in a book, “like that Beckham lad” i said, trying to be relevant.
“Who?” He asked.
“Erm, Brooklyn Beckham. David Beckham’s errant son.”
“WHO is David Beckham?”

I have never felt so old.

Retract: I bought 500g THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE

My Pa indulged me & sisters with Lindt kittens & Teddies whenever he travelled & later, started buying us the mini eggs at easter. They represent fun indulgence of inner kid.

They’re good but they aint my childhood

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I’m going to order a kilo of Lindt mini eggs.

I think the only real way for my mum to understand boundaries is through not sharing this realm. I’ve had so many conversations with her over the years. Have gone entire years no contact. Wanted her to love her grandchildren but she isn’t capable of any of it at all.

It’s ok. But these are aspirations and not sticks to beat ourselves with.

Twas a difficult childhood, for sure. Had many years of therapy. My mum seems to think because we had cherry trees & geese it was idyllic.. whitewashing, Jilly Cooper style.

Yeah, i’m ok. It’s perplexing at times.

We can hardly stop that happening!

Works. Is a bit.. despiderising. I wonder how they individually feel about being mislabelled 😂

She’s not much of a boundary respecter so the yards of text message keep coming.. I just take it like it’s an interesting saga series in a magazine and then talk to my therapist.

Well I just asked her if she’s on her deathbed, making confessions from peccadilloes. I am ok, if intrigued by the way our relationship lurches on.