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Why are these folks still on X and not on here?

Consumers love to get locked into ecosystems and setting up new tech products. They have spoken

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Trump’s entire domestic agenda:

When I was at SIUC, 30% of incoming freshman were cook county residents so I fully support tip to tail districts.

Darrin LaHood getting a real job would be incredibly funny. Like he’ll get some cushy lobbying job but it would be nice if he had to like do a spreadsheet job or manage a medium sized grocery store.

“Seizing and razing Mar-A-Lago, not far enough?” should be a Democratic debate question.

“Honey, I’m not seeing the double drywalled room on an isolated floor pad and noise sealing doors on this listing you sent me.”

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Rory Gilmore ass life

Charlie Kirk’s entire schtick was going to college campuses to condescendingly use the Bible make college kids look dumb/create engagement on social media

Charlie Kirk’s entire schtick was going to college campuses to make college kids look ignorant, stupid, or gullible using the Bible and his brand of faith.

My kid’s college fund located within the AWS has disappeared. Send help 😬

You can’t possibly be serious

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They could tease it first with this but with diarrhea

Isn’t that what they got Hunter Biden on? Lying on by ATF form about drug use?

I know that there’s a lot going on in the world but we must make a Dem candidate commit to de-scheduling weed and mushrooms down to alcohol level or at least leave it up to the states. Also let me sell my crappy homebrew beer at a farmer’s market. I dunno, just spitballing here

The Shocking Supreme Court Leak And our race to the bottom.

“Everything I keep saying in confidence keeps getting leaked!” Bari hates leaks. Won’t someone think of the institutions?!? www.thefp.com/p/the-shocki...

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The best graphic designers? It’s hard to understand the image. I thought that was a bird with a long neck biting a child.

He’s so desperate to get attack so he can start a gofundme and honk and hoot on FoxNews

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Boy with a sandwich board shouting “Nazis here! Get your Nazis here!”

Being able to mass block has done wonders for my mental health and general well being. Bluesky is delightful.

Holy shit. I had to put it down for like six months and just jumped back in. Infuriating ass game but it’s so good.

Getting mad at my Bible because English didn’t exist at the time of construction of the Bible. Give me a patchwork of ancient languages or give me nothing!

Poor trigger discipline

Feels good. The most important part of social media for me is curating a platform, not letting some shit algorithm do it for me

That kid? Jordan Peterson. I’m a proud papa.

Oh my god yes I say this like at least once a week when my kid complains about being sick

I’m starting a company which takes rich tourists to see the wreckage of the titanic. It’s a pretty solid business plan and I’ve ironed out all the kinks.

I used to think the VaultTec plots from fallout were far fetched but I’m starting to realize these people would 100% experiment and fuck with us just for kicks.