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Anna Phylaxis

@myonlymalaprop.bsky.social

#BLM 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸, parvenu, choosy floozie, part-time community-service clown. Currently in hair and makeup. #BlueCrew I carefully vet f/b’s and don’t do starter packs Sellers, Crypto, A.I. and blank profiles Will.Be.Blocked. Eat a bag of dicks

1,381 Followers  |  1,523 Following  |  202 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.1114

Latest posts by myonlymalaprop.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think I got them to sign a CD of ON a brazillion years ago.

21.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then Trump will give Putin Alaska.

09.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Newly added to my Trump Bingo Card:

After Putin’s visit to Alaska, Putin declares Alaska an occupied territory of Russia by the United States. Trump enters negotiations to cede state to Putin “to avoid conflict”. #trump #nokingsinamerica

09.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our favorite comment from yesterday that’s still stuck in our heads: The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not taco ‘bout Fight Club. 🌮🥊

29.05.2025 14:18 — 👍 5175    🔁 631    💬 103    📌 38
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Taco! Taco!

29.05.2025 16:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s still hard for me to believe that after so many years of deranged posts like this, we’ve still never had a serious national conversation about this man’s mental health.

19.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 32031    🔁 7014    💬 3135    📌 784
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Zoo day. Someone wants to go out and play. #caturday #petsofbluesky

06.05.2025 00:06 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Somebody is just not having any of it today. #caturday #catsofbluesky

27.04.2025 19:08 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1
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I just purchased ceviche from the boot of a car at Costco and I clearly want to die. #life #livingontheedge

05.04.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Poppies be poppin. Happy Friday everyone.🌻

28.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what a worldwide Tesla boycott looks like. Reports just in show that Tesla sales in San Diego have dropped by 35% this month. We likely won’t have a full picture of U.S. sales for another week.

25.03.2025 11:58 — 👍 17158    🔁 2201    💬 336    📌 99
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The Tortoise and the Hare. Who’s winning? #tortoise #hare

23.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tortoise and the Hare #petsofbluesky #tortoise #hare

17.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t come soon enough!

04.03.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me will be watching!

04.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Canada, I know you are done with Trudeau, can we have him now? #trudeau

04.03.2025 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mood

27.02.2025 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The cause of homelessness is not simply, not having a home. It’s unaddressed trauma, untreated mental health struggles, and systemic barriers that keep people trapped. To truly end homelessness, we must go beyond shelter, we must heal, support, and empower people at the root of their struggles.

21.02.2025 21:37 — 👍 1270    🔁 344    💬 76    📌 25

2025: I can’t believe eggs are $10/dozen
2028: What are eggs?

#thanksfElonTrump

25.02.2025 03:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prove me wrong. Please!

17.02.2025 03:16 — 👍 1628    🔁 427    💬 44    📌 30

Very sorry to hear.

15.02.2025 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
Sol is God ☀️

12.02.2025 22:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just started this series this week. I had no idea how good this was.

07.02.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

03.02.2025 13:05 — 👍 12429    🔁 1455    💬 225    📌 62

I just want to give a huge shout out to all of our emotional support Canadians. We see you. We thank you. We appreciate you and please save us a safe place if we need to flee because this Orange fucker is trying to kill us.
Signed,
A Pissed off American Woman

02.02.2025 03:48 — 👍 3627    🔁 659    💬 120    📌 37

We are going this morning to stock up and I am not looking forward to it.

02.02.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s no dummy.

02.02.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who is the one person that would just LOVE to see the newly weakened USA alienate its two largest trade partners, that also coincidentally share borders?

And he is getting close to Checkmate. ♟️

#TrumpIsAPawn #TrumpFail

02.02.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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