Mildly Aggrieved Scientist

Something you might want to fix: the article's link the the complaint links to this image. 😅

i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6nQ...

With Davis laying me off for budget reasons and (*waves hand*), I'm looking for opportunities for teaching/research faculty positions outside the US. My CV is here:
skerry-tech.com/cv.html

If anyone has suggestions/knows of openings, please tell me.

If you have friends who are parents lacking in adult time, you could have your (vetted) candidates for the procreation gig help you babysit while your friends "watch a movie" upstairs.

It's hard to fake being good and patient with kids. Perhaps a 'probably not' would become a 'hell yes'?

If you take a date to a dance club, the right moves and energy can turn a candidate for physical intimacy from a 'probably not' into a 'hell yes'. Dance clubs presumably offer some opportunity to witness the skills a candidate offers.

What is the equivalent for candidates for the procreation gig?

I'm surprised you're not applying more of your brilliant out-of-the box research thinking here.

Have you considered a different date format?