Nicholas Weaverโs CV
With Davis laying me off for budget reasons and (*waves hand*), I'm looking for opportunities for teaching/research faculty positions outside the US. My CV is here:
skerry-tech.com/cv.html
If anyone has suggestions/knows of openings, please tell me.
29.05.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you have friends who are parents lacking in adult time, you could have your (vetted) candidates for the procreation gig help you babysit while your friends "watch a movie" upstairs.
It's hard to fake being good and patient with kids. Perhaps a 'probably not' would become a 'hell yes'?
22.04.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you take a date to a dance club, the right moves and energy can turn a candidate for physical intimacy from a 'probably not' into a 'hell yes'. Dance clubs presumably offer some opportunity to witness the skills a candidate offers.
What is the equivalent for candidates for the procreation gig?
22.04.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm surprised you're not applying more of your brilliant out-of-the box research thinking here.
Have you considered a different date format?
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