Brett (Surgery Guy)

I know it’s all kayfabe and acting but it’s seriously jarring to see heel John Cena doing ice cream ads. Imagine Darth Vader doing an ad read after the events of episode 3

I understand that his heel was weak because she needed somewhere to hold on to but I fail to see why she wouldn’t just dunk him a second time and hold on somewhere else.

AFC Championship (Sporting event, 2025): they’re wasting the careers of Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, and countless others on manufacturing a Pat Mahomes dynasty. For the love of god stop letting a human spot the ball. Philly vs KC is a worst case scenario for the game. 0/5 correct spots

Don’t care about scream 7 but scream 8 should be about a killer in universe targeting the directors of the “Stab” franchise to force them to stop sensationalizing the murders, serving as a reflection of the original parody of franchises that go on too long. I’m available for consultation

Thanks to the Bills for another entertaining season! Every year we get to watch JA17 is a good year in my book

Madame Web snubbed

TikTok resurrection (Major Historical Event, 2025): my gut check reaction is that I wish it stayed gone. I don’t really enjoy getting yo-yo-ed with my personal rights. 1/5 big booms

TikTok Ban (Major Historical Event, 2025): inside me are 2 wolves. The young millennial in me doesn’t understand the fuss. The old zoomer in me recognizes the loss of community and social support the app served during and after the COVID mitigation effort. Not a fan of censorship. 0.5/5 big BOOMS

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Video Game, 2001): At least in terms of games, probably THE courtroom drama. Can’t believe I had never played it, likable characters and compelling plots are interesting enough to keep you hooked through the 5 cases (they added one in 2005). Would recommend, 4/5

A Complete Unknown (Film, 2024): There’s something to be said about knowing what you bring to the table and bringing it no matter what. I don’t know anything about Bob Dylan outside of this movie. Johnny Cash brought it for all 8 minutes of screen time. In 2025 I’m tracking mud on the carpet. 3.5/5

2025 Year in Reviews! A thread:

Didn’t realize Bob Dylan was awesome

Why are you walking on an escalator? Trust the process you’re gonna get there

This is the 2025 of my life

So Nosferatu really dropped as the best film of the year huh

Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney notes that it being “almost Christmas” means that it isn’t Christmas!

Merry almost Christmas team

This can’t be right I’ve been told the shoe is easy to play in and the bucks are bad

Feeding my entire text and email history into an AI to create a form of pseudo-sentience that has all of eternity to cook up the worst jokes you’ve ever heard

Hoping it catches its stride. I think the characters have enough there but they have to be more than stereotypes to be interesting which is what the office learned as they went along

Oh yeah go Bills

a black and white photo of a knight in armor standing in the grass . ALT: a black and white photo of a knight in armor standing in the grass .

Elden Ring sequel for 2025???

I’m not mad about any of the flag planting fights. You wanna humiliate a rival? Great, that’s what college football is all about. You wanna plant a flag on the 50? That’s a whole separate thing and you shouldn’t expect it to come easy

I definitely don’t know enough college ball to know who but someone’s head has to roll after that.

Guys I didn’t realize the lions game started at 12:30 and Montgomery is on my bench if I lose I’ll never hear the end of it

Squeaked it out to all but clinch a playoff spot, any PDs reading this should know I’m elite in clutch situations

Fixed my girlfriends fantasy lineup in a Penn station and now she’s gonna beat me for the one seed this has been an all timer fantasy season

Can’t tn holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity sorry

“What line of work ya in, Bob?”

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

My family med clinic preceptor keeps introducing me as “I want you to meet Brett, who’s in training to be a general surgeon” and hearing someone else say it out loud is absolutely surreal