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Just some guy

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At this point I'd be surprised if their posts didn't look exactly like this.

26.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really, really good though.

13.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hades II has devoured my life for the last two weeks. As much as I love Supergiant games, I really can't afford to play roguelites any more.

13.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys I am just now learning about awesome Tumblr pages because I was never in the site and now I feel like I missed out on SO MUCH

28.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's horny, but it's like regency horny"

21.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please do not steal my very original joke

20.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like mr SMELLophane am I right folks

20.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got mine yesterday, and I feel like braised ass today but it's better than the alternative.

19.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo maybe go ahead and get your COVID shot before it gets yanked for no reason.

19.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many awesome options:
-Potchke (Jewish deli)
-French Market (crepes)
-Rami's (classic diner)
-Paysan (INCREDIBLE bagels)
Not an exhaustive list by any means.

17.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the history of the area, it is MADDENING to not have any viable passenger rail options in East Tennessee.

16.09.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where do the kids go for the memes nowadays

15.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's harder to keep plants alive than to be bisexual." - my partner's quote of the day.

15.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The urge to disengage from US politics is hard to resist under normal circumstances. All this anxiety I'm feeling can't possibly serve a purpose.

11.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2010 socks, 144 scarves

04.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says β€œCan I help you find something?”

β€œI’m looking for the obituaries.”

β€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

β€œNot the one I’m looking for.”

30.08.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27173    πŸ” 7007    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 176
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A Connected Knoxville: Proposals for Change β€” hellmouth mag Miles Kredich honors his brother, Ben, on the one year anniversary of his passing. In his commentary on the current state of Knoxville’s public transit, he writes: β€œOur community deserves safe pathway...

Maybe give this a read even if you don't live in Knoxville. It's relevant pretty much everywhere in the US. www.hellmouthmag.com/editorial/a-...

28.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

27.08.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12733    πŸ” 2871    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 170

Well now I have another channel to binge all of thanks

27.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally changing guitar strings after like five years feels like having a whole new instrument.

27.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Focus Friend app featuring the text "I gotta stop legumescrolling"

A screenshot of the Focus Friend app featuring the text "I gotta stop legumescrolling"

@hankgreen.bsky.social thank you so much for this pun

24.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silksong, you say?

21.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care if my elected officials are built like olive oyl I just want them to give me health care

19.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Today I stumbled upon a blog that I attempted to use as a memoir about six years ago, before giving up after five posts.

Jesus I'm a bad writer.

19.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My partner's quote of the day: "Lisa Gilroy is my sleep paralysis demon."

15.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved that video! Like a lot of people I tend to wait until I've played a game to watch video essays about it, and it sucks that YT punishes you for that.

14.08.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Embrace it. I never really said "y'all" that much until I moved to Seattle.

10.08.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had maybe five meals in my life that I consider religious experiences. Two of them were Ethiopian food.

21.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an incredible thread.

12.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yussef Dayes makes perfect "sitting on public transit watching the city roll by on a rainy night" music.

27.06.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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