@bombshell80.bsky.social
Gen X skincare specialist. Permanently banned on Snapchat. We don't need this fascist groove thang.
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17.07.2025 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is Hoochie Daddy Shorts szn and I'm here for it. 💯
17.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Patron Saint of Taint
Dear @scribblymoth.bsky.social I just need you to know that while my landlord was helping me with my Office Flood of 2025, the man touched my prayer candle you made me. ☠️🤣
17.07.2025 15:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I were to say out loud a fraction of the things I text my friends in private, I'd be hurting everyone's feelings.
26.06.2025 17:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not sorry.
26.06.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry older men of the world, I can no longer date any of you.
Bc @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social will just refer to you as "Grandpa". 😅🤣
The world is on fire, so @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social and I need to know where we're posting Missed Connections these days? 👀
22.06.2025 22:47 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0*ALLEGEDLY
18.06.2025 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0☠️☠️☠️
18.06.2025 03:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Iconic.
29.03.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
MapQuest letting people rename the Gulf of Mexico on their maps is the kind of pettiness we didn’t know we needed in 2025
14.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 127 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 2MapQuest and Firefox coming out of Gen X retirement to lead the charge against fascism is the most unexpected yet peak 2025 energy.
MySpace, your move.
Fuck i was so close I guessed vertical horizon
06.12.2024 04:44 — 👍 620 🔁 8 💬 14 📌 0Duran Duran ...always a 12-year old Duranie at heart. 🩷
05.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There needs to be a term for the week duration that follows after a holiday for all business owners, because this is complete fuckery and I'm so tired.
05.12.2024 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Introduce yourself with your last five concerts:
Cyndi Lauper
Psychedelic Furs
X
Cruel World Festival
Adam Ant
....I will forever be in my feels that I couldn't make that Last Dinner Party show 😭
05.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
